Contributed by David Dunn on Oct 25, 2025
                
                
                
                    Martin Luther wrote about seeing two mountain goats meeting on a mountain trial that was narrow enough for only one to travel on.
When they met up, Luther thought for sure they would butt heads and the strongest would survive. One would die and one would be injured.
Instead, when the mountain
                    
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                    Contributed by Alison Bucklin on Jul 5, 2011
                
                
                
                    WHATEVER GETS YOUR GOAT
"Whatever gets your goat gets your attention. Whatever gets your attention gets your time. Whatever gets your time gets you. Whatever gets you becomes your master. Take care, lest a little thing horn in and
                    
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                    Contributed by Dana Chau on Dec 16, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The missionary decided to give the goat to the tribal leader as a gesture of kindness to build the trust needed to share the love of God.  In return, the tribal leader gave the missionary his walking stick.
	Without the goat milk, the missionary became weaker and weaker over the next couple of
                    
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                    Contributed by I. Grant Spong on May 16, 2022
                
                
                
                    Song of the Sheep & Goats
When the Son of Man comes again
In his glory
All the holy angels with Him
Throne of glory
Throne of greatness He'll sit on then
I was hungry; you gave to me
I was thirsty; you nourished me
I was foreign; you welcomed me
I was naked; you covered me
I was sick; you
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    "One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on
                    
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                    Contributed by Evie Megginson on Aug 7, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Martin Luther said, "We need goat  sense." He tells of seeing two goats meeting on a path on a mountain ledge. Instead of butting one another, one of them laid down and allowed the other one to pass
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
                
                
                
                    "Death and Taxes Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat, Tax his crops, tax his work, Tax his tie, tax his shirt, Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxes are no joke.Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are a rule, Tax his oil, tax his gas, Tax his notes, tax his
                    
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                    Contributed by Ejike Monwuba on Nov 28, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A furious Father in a moment of rage and anger called his four-year-old son(Jude) a goat because the boy misbehaved. This happened repeatedly for about six months. Then, one morning a visitor knocked on their door and was welcomed by the young Jude. 
“Hello my boy, what’s your name?” asked the
                    
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                    In Budapest, a man goes to the rabbi and complains, "Life is unbearable. There are nine of us living in one small apartment. What can I do?" 
The rabbi answers, "Take your goat into the apartment with you."  The man is totally upset when he hears this, but the rabbi insists.
                    
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                    Contributed by Glenn Durham on Apr 8, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A certain man, living in Budapest, Hungary, went to his rabbi, complaining: “Life is unbearable. Nine of us must live in the one room of my house. What can I do?” 
The rabbi answers, “Take your goat into the room with you.” The man is incredulous. Certain he has misheard, he asks again. But the
                    
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