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Death And Taxes Tax His Cow, Tax His Goat, Tax ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007 (message contributor)
"Death and Taxes Tax his cow, tax his goat, Tax his pants, tax his coat, Tax his crops, tax his work, Tax his tie, tax his shirt, Tax his chew, tax his smoke; Teach him taxes are no joke.Tax his tractor, tax his mule, Teach him taxes are a rule, Tax his oil, tax his gas, Tax his notes, tax his cash; Tax him good and let him know After taxes he has no dough. If he hollers, tax him more; Tax him til hes good and sore. Tax his coffin, tax his grave, Tax the sod in which he lies. Put these words upon his tomb: Taxes drove me to my doom. But even then he cant relax; Theyll still be after Inheritance Tax"
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When we let go of money, we are letting go of part of ourselves and part of our security. But this is precisely why it is important to do it. It is one way to obey Jesus’ command to deny ourselves.… When we give money, we are releasing a little more of our egocentric selves and a little more of our ...read more
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Dead In Unrighteousness PRO
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And Starting Today, You Are Beginning To Turn ... PRO
Contributed by Peter Schmidt on Nov 13, 2003
And starting today, you are beginning to turn into adults. While your parents still are going to make a lot of choices for you, you are just beginning that Phase where you begin to make some life-changing decisions. You will learn that mom and dad won’t always be there to tell you what to do. I’m ...read more
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Anyway PRO
Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 18, 2002
Quote. (John Maxwell) Do It Anyway! People are unreasonable, illogical, and self-centered. – Love them anyway! If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish ulterior motives. – Do good anyway! If you are successful you will win false friends and true enemies. – Succeed anyway! The good you ...read more
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Not Everyone Can Teach A One-On-One Bible Study. ... PRO
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