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High Goats
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 3, 2024 (message contributor)
Ben Hooper or UPI writes, “A flock of sheep found their way into a greenhouse in Greece and ate more than 600 pounds of marijuana plants being cultivated for medical use.
“Yiannis Bourounis, owner of the greenhouse in Magnesia …estimated the sheep munched their way through more than 600 pounds of plants. Bourounis told thenewspaper.gr that the sheep were ‘jumping higher than goats’ after eating their ill-begotten greenery.”
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