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Johnny's First Day Of School The Class Was To Put ... PRO
Contributed by Byron Sherman on May 9, 2001 (message contributor)
Johnny’s first day of school the class was to put their right hands over their hearts & repeat the Pledge of Alliegence.
The teacher watched the children as he started the pledge, "I pledge allegiance to the flag..."
She stopped when she noticed Johnny’s right hand over the left side of his rear end.
"Johnny, I will not continue until you put your hand over your heart."
Johnny replied, "Ma’am, It is over my heart."
After several attempts to get Johnny to put his hand over his heart, the teacher asked,...
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A Perfect Salvation—communion Meditation PRO
Contributed by Robert Tatum on Sep 4, 2002
A PERFECT SALVATION-COMMUNION MEDITATION Near Mobile, Alabama there was a railroad bridge that spanned a big bayou. The date was September 22, 1993. It was a foggy morning just before daybreak when a tugboat accidentally pushed a barge into the bayou. The drifting barge slammed into the ...read more
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We Know How Telephone Conversations Are; We ...
Contributed by Davon Huss on Aug 24, 2002
We know how telephone conversations are; we usually hear only one side of the conversation. A young boy was talking and his father was listening, "Hello, sir, I was calling you to see if you could use a lawn boy to do your yard work!" "Oh, I see you already have one!" "Well, is he doing your ...read more
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When Airlines Train Their Pilots They First Test ... PRO
Contributed by W F on Sep 20, 2004
When airlines train their pilots they first test them in a simulator. The simulator is designed to present the pilot with a variety of potential problems so that they will be able to handle any emergency in the future. First the pilot is tested with simple challenges, which eventually build up to ...read more
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Some Of Us Fear Conflict, Like The Grass In The ... PRO
Contributed by Jim Kane on Sep 3, 2002
Some of us fear conflict, like the grass in the African proverb, “when bull elephants fight, the grass always loses.” Others of us dread conflict much like opening the proverbial can of worms without knowing how to get them back in. Others of us, however, seem to deal with it quite well like ...read more
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When I Was In Business It Was The Accepted ... PRO
Contributed by Owen Bourgaize on Dec 19, 2004
When I was in business it was the accepted practice, for employees to have an annual appraisal. It can be painful, but let’s face it, no-one like to be told that they’re less than perfect! I think believers in Jesus need it more often than once a year, even if it’s only a self-appraisal. In ...read more
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