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  • Stand And Hold!

    Contributed by Jimmy Haile on Oct 28, 2012
    based on 4 ratings
     | 6,700 views

    We should stand on what we believe! We should stand on what we confess! We should stand on who we are, and what we are! We should stand on God’s promises!

    1 Cor. 15:1-2-Moreover, brethren, I declare to you the gospel which I preached to you, which also you received and in which you stand, by which also you are saved, if you hold fast that word which I preached to you—unless you believed in vain. Gospel-The Good News….The death, burial ...read more

  • The Spirit Of Purity Laws Series

    Contributed by I. Grant Spong on Oct 20, 2021
     | 2,194 views

    Is there any spiritual application of purity laws from the old covenant? Let's examine spiritual purity.

    Purity laws included not eating unclean animals (Leviticus 11), not eating or touching dead animals (Leviticus 11:29-31), quarantining mothers after childbirth and menstruating women (Leviticus 12:2; 15:19-24), and men with an abnormal discharge (Leviticus 15:2-15). In the New Testament Jesus ...read more

  • The Mosaic Law And The Christian Series

    Contributed by Chuck Sligh on Jul 1, 2012
    based on 1 rating
     | 6,527 views

    There is much confusion about the role of the law in the life of the believer. This "meaty" sermon unpacks this issue decisively .

    The Mosaic Law and the Christian Series: The Old Testament’s Relation to the New Testament Believer Preaching PM Service July 1, 2012 TEXT: Colossians 2:12-14 – “Blotting out the handwriting of ordinances that was against us, which was contrary to us, and took it out of the way, ...read more

  • What Kinds Of Hands Do You Have?

    Contributed by Dr. Odell Belger on Apr 25, 2022
    based on 1 rating
     | 3,542 views

    In this sermon I want to talk to you about your hands.

    Did you hear about the young couple that went to the mountains for a romantic winter break? • When they got there, the man went out to chop some wood. When he got back, he said, "Darling, my hands are freezing!" • She says, "Well put them in my warm hands and I will warm them up ...read more

  • "How Beautiful Are Your Feet?"

    Contributed by Ken Sauer on Aug 5, 2005
    based on 56 ratings
     | 14,178 views

    Authentic faith always becomes a public matter, and believing with the heart leads to profession with the lips.

    Romans 10:5-15 “How Beautiful are Your Feet?” By: Rev. Kenneth E. Sauer, Pastor of Parkview United Methodist Church, Newport News, VA www.parkview-umc.org There was a man who normally went barefoot, but once, when he had some money in his pocket, he went to the city and bought a pair of shoes ...read more

  • The Right Attitude For Redemption

    Contributed by Robert Bravo on Jun 23, 2007
     | 2,664 views

    Is there a right attitude one needs to be in to find redemption?

    The right attitude for redemption Luke 7:36-50 (NIV) Run the story Here is Jesus he is sitting at the house of a Pharisee named Simon. - He is sitting at the table probably eating or getting ready to because it was customary of the time to invite a religious leader who is traveling through to ...read more

  • Reach Out To Jesus

    Contributed by Scott Jensen on Jun 12, 2008
    based on 4 ratings
     | 7,766 views

    Reach through the crowds of life toward Jesus.

    Reach out to Jesus By Pastor Scott Jensen Matthew 9:20-22 (also Mark 5:25-34 and Luke 8:43-47) Introduction In a popular “Saturday Night Live comedy” skit, one of the characters, Stuart Smalley, attempted to console people as they struggled with their issues and dilemmas. In one of the more ...read more

  • Be Ready

    Contributed by Tim Zingale on Nov 26, 2007
    based on 156 ratings
     | 112,804 views

    A sermon for the first Sunday in Advent

    First Sunday in Advent Matthew 24:36-44 Be Ready ""But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son, but the Father only. As were the days of Noah, so will be the coming of the Son of man. For as in those days before the flood they were eating and drinking, ...read more

  • What Child Is This?

    Contributed by Tim Zingale on Dec 10, 2007
    based on 61 ratings
     | 11,220 views

    A sermon for the 3rd Sunday in Advent

    3rd Sunday in Advent Matthew 11:2-11 "What child is this?" "Now when John heard in prison about the deeds of the Christ, he sent word by his disciples and said to him, "Are you he who is to come, or shall we look for another?" And Jesus answered them, "Go and tell John what you hear and see: the ...read more

  • "No Christmas Card Is Big Enough"

    Contributed by Ken Sauer on Dec 23, 2009
    based on 1 rating
     | 3,549 views

    A sermon for Christmas Eve.

    “God Stole The Show” Luke 2:1-20 By: Ken Sauer, Pastor of East Ridge United Methodist Church, Chattanooga, TN Jesus’ birth announcement was proclaimed to humble shepherds whose status was only slightly higher than that of prostitutes and tax collectors! God is so different than we… God does not ...read more

  • Cleaning God's Cup

    Contributed by Tim Strickland on Dec 6, 2014
     | 3,790 views

    Calling God's people to a Holy Life.

    Cleaning God’s Cup So many people today go to work, they come home, they cook, clean, work on homework with the kids, and if they have a little bit of time left over for themselves. They will sit down in front of the television, which offers very little that is of any worth anymore. They ...read more

  • Believe

    Contributed by Henry Shellman on Nov 1, 2002
    based on 36 ratings
     | 6,405 views

    Evangelistic message proclaiming Jesus as the "Only Way"

    Believe Acts 4:12 “Salvation is found in no one else, for there is no other name under heaven given to men by which we must be saved.” Intoduction I. Man is searching in all the wrong places for salvation. Illustration: There is an old story about an old man who was out walking one night, ...read more

  • Three Things Every Wife Wants To Hear Her Husband Say

    Contributed by Mike Fogerson on Nov 6, 2001
    based on 38 ratings
     | 4,653 views

    This is a lesson tell husbands how to say what needs to be said.

    Three Things Every Wife Wants Her Husband To Say November 4, 2001 FBC, Chester, Illinois Mike Fogerson, Speaker Introduction: 1. Pam and I went to a rummage sale and happened upon dry cleaning box. A Inside was a beautiful wedding dress. a On the box, in a woman’s ...read more

  • Cleaning Up Series

    Contributed by Floyd Johnson on Nov 5, 2006
    based on 1 rating
     | 5,229 views

    A store must clean its premises before setting up its Christmas displays, so must we.

    Intro.: We are approaching the winter months. 1.I want you to imagine, just for a minute, that everyone who owns a car in the parking lot chooses to never wash their car this winter. 2.We let the salt, dirt, and grime build up on the cars. 3.Now it is six months in the future. And we go look ...read more

  • A Balanced Life Series

    Contributed by Shawn Drake on Jan 12, 2020
    based on 1 rating
     | 8,149 views

    This is the 4th sermon in the Light And Life series from the Gospel of John.

    Series: Light And Life [#4] A BALANCED LIFE John 2:1-11 Introduction: Isn’t it amazing how God works? I had been preparing a sermon about the dangers of tradition versus truth. I was going to tell each of you how the Bible doesn’t forbid drinking alcohol and says to not get drunk. I was going ...read more