Property Laws of a Toddler: Some might say that this is evidences of Original Sin
1. If I like it, it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be
                    
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                    Contributed by Jason Jones on Jan 7, 2010
                
                
                
                    The new command is simple enough for a toddler to memorize and appreciate, profound enough that the most mature believers are repeatedly embarrassed at how poorly they comprehend it and put it into practice: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another…The more we recognize
                    
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                    Contributed by Mark Eberly on Nov 16, 2009
                
                
                
                    When the Kimberly-Clark corporations sent observers to watch parents and toddlers use their diapers, they asked questions, listened to the parents, and noted the struggles that many toddlers and parents were having. They sent the info back to the research and development department and they came up
                    
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                    Contributed by James Botts on Aug 29, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    AN OLD SIN, A NEW WORD
Have you noticed that people are more and more angry then ever before?  Consider the following…
	One anger management firm stated that “one out of every five Americans has an anger management problem.”
	According to FBI statistics, there were 23,305 homicides in 1994 and the
                    
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                    Contributed by Tom Tarpley on Mar 11, 2011
                
                
                
                    CAUGHT
A mother walked into the kitchen one day and interrupted her 3-year-old, who was on top of a chair eating cookies.
When she asked what he was doing, the toddler explained, "Mom,
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 29, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Have you noticed that people are more and more angry then ever before? Consider the following…
§ One anger management firm stated that “one out of every five Americans has an anger management problem.”
§ According to FBI statistics, there were 23,305 homicides in 1994 and the most common reason was
                    
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                    Contributed by Mark Haines on Mar 8, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Do you remember the little girl from Canada that slipped into the backyard alone wearing only a diaper a couple of weeks ago?
 It was –20 C. She ended up collapsing on the snow-covered lawn before being found by distraught family and friends. 
The mother, who had been sleeping with the girl and a
                    
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                    Contributed by Bret Toman on Jan 4, 2011
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    LIMITED UNDERSTANDING
Suppose I take my 2 year old to the doctor and he gets a shot in the arm and it really hurts. He doesn’t understand that the shot is to help him get better. All he knows is that shot hurt. And daddy just stood there. Doesn’t dad know how bad a shot hurts? Was he unable to
                    
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                    Contributed by Glenn Durham on Feb 20, 2008
                
                
                
                    One of the most profound problems is: "How can justice and mercy be reconciled?" The law demands punishment; to set it aside invites anarchy. And God is holy — as Leviticus loudly proclaims. Ignoring our failures and setting aside justice would mar God’s beauty, like placing a Sharpie in the hand
                    
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                    Contributed by Charles Newman on Mar 14, 2009
                
                
                
                    While at McDonalds this past week I saw a grandmother almost in tears of frustration as she tried to strap her toddler granddaughter into a car seat. They couldn’t leave to go to their next destination until the little girl was safe and secure in the car seat. The little child kicked and screamed
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    My father-in-law came to visit us. He bought us a gas grill. It was too large to fit in the trunk of my wife’s car so they decided they would have to put it in the back seat. We had two toddlers and one of the carseats was in the back seat. My wife told her father, "Just take the car seat out and
                    
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                    Contributed by Mark Bauer on Aug 1, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Be rich toward God.
Grandparents are often accused of spoiling the grandchildren
	Why?
	The children see grandpa sitting on the floor
	playing with his toddler grandchildren.
	The son or daughter is shocked and jealous:
	"Dad, I’m surprised.
	You never got down on the floor and played with
                    
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                    Contributed by Eric  Ferguson on Jun 4, 2008
                
                
                
                    BOATING ON THE CHESAPEAKE BAY
One family was filled with skilled boaters and water-skiers. They often skied not on nice, glassy lakes but on the huge, choppy Chesapeake Bay.
To one preschool nephew, however, the experience was absolutely horrifying. It seemed to him that everyone would be thrown
                    
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                    Contributed by Dana Chau on Jun 17, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Before CalFed Bank turned into Citibank, there was an advertisement that showed a toddler driving a parent crazy, and then words that suggest that while CalFed cannot help you take control of your child, it can at least help you take control of your finances.  
Children have ways of bringing
                    
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                    Contributed by Tim Smith on Jan 6, 2013
                
                
                
                    STRESSED OUT SANTA
A shopping mall Santa Claus in California had a meltdown after refusing to cuddle a bawling toddler, calling the mother evil and ripping off his beard and costume in front of startled children. Kelly Fornatoro, 33, said she told Santa her 19 month old son, Brian, would stop
                    
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                    Contributed by Lynn Floyd on May 10, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    I think we could all agree that we don’t have to teach children how to do wrong. Here are the property laws of a toddler.
a). If I like it, it’s mine. b). IF it’s in my hand, it’s mine.  c). If I can take it from you, it’s mine.  d). If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.  e).  If it’s mine,
                    
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                    Contributed by Timothy Smith on Oct 25, 2006
                
                
                
                    "Where did the Grandma of yesterday go? The Grandma that took all the kids to the show; who stopped by to chat & before we could ask it; had tackled the laundry that spilled from the basket.
  Who offered to mend and made the girls dresses; and who pitched in to help when the toddler made messes;
 
                    
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