Contributed by Davon Huss on Mar 6, 2017
based on 1 rating
| 6,061 views
Here’s a story from a telemarketer: “The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly, she was the type of lady that helps a telemarketer get through a long day. After some pleasantries I asked if Mr. Smith was in, “I’m sorry”, she
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Guy Caley on Dec 15, 2001
based on 3 ratings
| 2,124 views
Did you hear about the Man who read to his wife from the paper that researchers had found that women use twice as many words per day as women? The wife replied that that was because they had to repeat everything
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Dale Pilgrim on Aug 25, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 28,012 views
A man wanted to see Buckingham Palace. His guide took him to the gate. “Oh, I don’t mean here. I want inside.”
“I’m sorry sir,” replied the guide, “I don’t have
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Salvation Army
Contributed by Ken Schlenker on Aug 7, 2002
based on 49 ratings
| 3,151 views
Now I’m a fisherman and the first rule of fishing is to stay afloat in your boat. I can’t begin to tell you how many times I would wake up and walk outside to take a deep breath and smell the air to catch an understanding of the humidity. I’d then look up at the horizon and I see how many clouds
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Oct 4, 2002
based on 17 ratings
| 1,906 views
· I’m a pastor, and theologically, I am not paid for the work I do, I am paid so that I may be free to devote myself to the ministry. It makes a difference.
· My church does not pay me to preach the Gospel. I do that freely.
· My church does not pay me to visit someone in the hospital. I do that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 51 ratings
| 2,211 views
I’m not a SCUBA diver, but SCUBA has always fascinated me. When you take up SCUBA, one of the things that they will teach you is that your bubbles are always right.
when you’re deep underwater, you’re surrounded by an aura of light and it is very difficult to tell which way is up. The water
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Nazarene
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Jul 11, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 1,774 views
Parishioner to pastor: "All I’m trying to say is that certain people might think that 12:15 is a little late to be getting out of church, that a pastor doesn’t need three weeks of vacation, that your office is offensive, that a guy my age doesn’t need a guy your age telling me how to raise my kids,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Bo Lane on Dec 8, 2004
based on 1 rating
| 3,542 views
I’m 14, depressed and see no reason to live.
Hi. Look I am 14 almost 15 and well I am depressed. Majorly depressed. I have no life. I mean come on, I have no friends, I am picked because my appearance is different, soccer practices are really crappy (I get made fun of, tripped, soccer balls are
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
based on 1 rating
| 2,116 views
Sin is the excrement of our soul. I’m not trying to be gross, but as much as our physical excrement may disgust us, our spiritual excrement disgusts God even more.
We sin every day, even when we try our best not to do so. We sin less than we did before, and when we let Jesus into our lives, we
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Episcopal/Anglican
Contributed by Patrick Malone on Mar 20, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 2,109 views
I’m sure many of you will know the story of Victor Hugo’s epic tale LES MISERABLES. Well let me remind you this morning of the opening picture. Jean Valjean, our hero, is released on parole from 19 years of hard labour on a chain gang? His crime, he was caught trying to steal a loaf of bread. And
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Joseph Byrd on Mar 30, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 8,051 views
I’m reminded of a little story about a Christian who dies and goes to heaven. He is met by St. Peter, who takes him on a tour of heaven. As they are going by beautiful golden buildings, he asked St. Peter what they were. St. Peter opened the door to one and there are thousands of beautiful golden
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Curtis Deming on Apr 16, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 3,980 views
Whenever I’m tempted to whine about the demands of leadership, I think of the story of Timothy. He had just heard Paul deliver the report of the Jerusalem Council that circumcision was unnecessary for Gentile converts. Yet Paul circumcised Timothy to avoid offending the Jews in the area. Timothy
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Pat Cook on Oct 7, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 7,689 views
I’m told of a turkey farmer who was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey. His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone. After many frustrating attempts, the farmer was relating the results of his efforts to his friends at
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central