RUNNING TO A CROWD OR THE CEMETERY
Supposed you are being chased by a madman, and you had the choice of running either to a mall full of people or a cemetery. Where would you run?  I think we would all run to the mall, where there are living people who can help you, and not
                    
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                    In a Scottish cemetery the following epitaph appears on a new tombstone:
Here lies Hamish McTavish,
Whose deeply sorrowing widow continues
To carry on his flourishing
                    
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                    Contributed by Jeff Strite on Oct 8, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    In a cemetery in Hanover, Germany, is a grave on which were placed huge slabs of granite and marble cemented together and fastened with heavy steel clasps.  It belongs to a woman who did not believe in the resurrection of the dead.  Yet strangely, she directed in her will that her grave be made so
                    
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                    In a cemetery in Hanover, Germany, is a grave on which were placed huge slabs of granite and marble cemented together and fastened with heavy steel clasps.  It belongs to a woman who did not believe in the resurrection of the dead.  Yet strangely, she directed in her will that her grave be made so
                    
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                    Contributed by Brad Bailey on Jul 30, 2004
                
                
                
                    CEMETERY FULL OF PEOPLE WHO NEVER FINISHED THEIR WORK
A business man, harassed and discouraged from overwork, took his problem to a psychiatrist who promptly told him to do less work.  "Furthermore," prescribed the doctor, "I want you to spend an hour each week in the cemetery."  "What on earth do
                    
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                    While waiting in a cemetery to conduct a funeral service, Charles Simeon walked among the graves, looking at the epitaphs. He found one that arrested him.
When from the dust of death I rise, 
To claim my mansion in the skies,
E’en then shall this be all my plea--
“Jesus hath lived and died for
                    
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                    As I begin to close, in the cemetery of Tuskegee Institute, in Tuskegee Alabama, there is a tombstone which reads: "GEORGE WASHINGTON CARVER - Died in Tuskegee, Alabama, January 5, 1943. A Life that stood out as a gospel of Self-Forgetful Service. He could have added Fortune to Fame, but caring for
                    
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                    "Keep a fair-sized cemetery in your back yard, in which to bury the
                    
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                    Contributed by Jeff Strite on Feb 27, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A man often walked through a cemetery on his way home.  One night, though, unaware that a new grave had been dug in his path, he tumbled in.  For some time he struggled to get out of the 7 foot deep grave, but finally gave up and settled down for the night.
  An hour later, a farmer out possum
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 26, 2007
                
                
                
                    A preacher walked through a cemetery one day and saw a man desperate and distraught lying on one of the graves and pounding the sod with his clenched fists. The grave was obviously not a new one. The sod had established itself and the headstone showed signs of weathering.
As the preacher
                    
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                    Contributed by Davon Huss on Mar 6, 2017
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Here’s a story from a telemarketer:  “The other day I called a house and a real nice lady answered the phone, she was really helpful and friendly, she was the type of lady that helps a telemarketer get through a long day. After some pleasantries I asked if Mr. Smith was in, “I’m sorry”, she
                    
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                    A Backyard Neighbor Funeral
Mr. Green peered over his fence and noticed that the neighbor’s little boy was in his backyard filling in a hole. Curious about what the youngster was up to, Mr. Green asked, “What in the world are you doing, Jimmy?”
 
Tearfully, little Jimmy replied, “My special little
                    
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                    Contributed by Rodelio Mallari on Nov 20, 2010
                
                
                
                    HOME IS JUST BEYOND
The story is told of a little girl who lived near a cemetery. Even though she had to pass through it after the sun was set she never seemed to be apprehensive. Someone finally said to her: "Aren't you afraid to go through the cemetery?"
"Ah, no," she replied, "I am not afraid,
                    
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                    Contributed by John  Braland on Apr 3, 2007
                
                
                
                    Here are some of the more humerous tombstone enscriptions found around the globe.  	
Harry Edsel Smith of Albany, New York: Born 1903-Died 1942 Looked up the elevator shaft to see if the car was on the way down. It was. 
•	In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery: Here lies an Atheist All dressed up And
                    
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