Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 2,830 views
A little boy came back from Sunday school one morning and his father asked him:.
“Well, what did you learn?”.
The little boy replied: “How the people of Israel were kept in Egypt and used as slaves by this guy called Pharaoh.”
“Oh?” said the father. “Then what happened?”
The little boy went on
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 7, 2007
based on 6 ratings
| 3,238 views
Another two elderly people living in Trailer Estates, he was a widower
and she a widow, had known each other for a number of years.
One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center.
The two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on,
he took a few
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Andrew Moffatt on Mar 28, 2010
based on 1 rating
| 1,706 views
ON THE SAME PAGE
The man came in and sat down. I'd say he was in his mid-thirties; he looked a bit rough around the edges and hadn't shaved for a few days. We introduced ourselves and the question was asked, "How are you surviving?"
"Well I can't get the benefit right now, so I'm doing a few
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Salvation Army
Contributed by Chuck Sligh on Apr 20, 2011
I DON'T WANT TO BE A FIREMAN
I recall a conversation I once had with a precocious little boy we once had in the church I pastored for 10 years in Wiesbaden. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up.
"Well," he replied, "I don't want to be a fireman."
I'd never had a kid tell me what
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Shine Thomas on May 7, 2013
based on 3 ratings
| 8,158 views
THE DONKEY AND THE COMPLAINING WIFE
I once heard of a farmer who had a complaining wife. From morning till night she would complain about something or the other. The only time he got relief was when he went to the farm with his donkey.
One day as he was plowing, his wife brought him lunch. He
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Davon Huss on Jun 1, 2009
THERE WAS THIS TEACHER...
Eric Butterworth once told about a college professor who had his sociology class go into the Baltimore slums to get case histories of 200 young boys. The students were asked to write an evaluation of each boy’s future. In every case the students wrote, "He hasn’t got a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Jim Kane on Nov 3, 2001
based on 100 ratings
| 1,392 views
Have your heard about the recent experience of a pastor who changed the order of worship so that the sermon was given before the offering was taken. This upset a four year old
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 12, 2005
based on 10 ratings
| 3,077 views
The devil challenged St. Peter to a baseball game.
“How can you win, Satan?” asked St. Peter. “All the famous ballplayers are up here.”
“How can I lose?” answered
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Ronnie Knight on Apr 9, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 615 views
John Quincy Adams, was taking a walk one morning when he meet a friend who asked, “How is John Quincy Adams this morning?” The former president replied, “John Quincy Adams is
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Dec 24, 2003
based on 1 rating
| 1,497 views
Robert Morrison was leaving for China as a missionary when someone asked him if he expected to make any kind of impression in that Great Chinese Empire? He answered, "No, but I expect God will
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan