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A Vicar Was Retiring After 25 Years In The ...
Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on Apr 19, 2008 (message contributor)
A vicar was retiring after 25 years in the parish. As he came to clear out his bedroom, he found a small bowl with 5 eggs and £1,000 in it. Baffled he called his wife, "Darling, what is this little basket under the bed with five eggs and £1,000 in it?"
"Oh," she said "I must confess that everytime you preach a bad sermon I put an egg in the basket." Secretly the vicar was pleased. "Not bad five bad sermons in 25 years" he thought. "And what about the £1,000?"
"Well every time I get a dozen, I sell them!"
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Back In The Fifteenth Century, In A Tiny Village ... PRO
Contributed by Dave Mcfadden on Oct 20, 2004
Back in the fifteenth century, in a tiny village near Nuremberg, lived a family with eighteen children. To keep food on the table the father, a goldsmith by profession, worked almost eighteen hours a day at his trade and any other paying chore he could find in the neighborhood. Despite their ...read more
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My Resolve For This Vision Is Reflected In The ... PRO
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Dec 23, 2003
My resolve for this vision is reflected in the prayer below: More than anything else in heaven or on earth, I pray for the power to love my fellow person, to break through the condemning bigotry, the crippling prejudice, the stifling self-centeredness that smothers God’s Spirit within ...read more
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The Army Of Alexander The Great Was Advancing On ...
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Mar 8, 2005
The army of Alexander the Great was advancing on Persia. At one critical point, it appeared that his troops might be defeated. The soldiers had taken so much plunder from their previous campaigns that they had become weighted down and were losing their effectiveness in combat. Alexander commanded ...read more
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A Television Executive Called The Pastor Of A ...
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Oct 25, 2004
A television executive called the pastor of a metropolitan church in another city, and told the pastor: "I think that my son is in your city, involved in the drug culture." He then asked the preacher if he would try to find the boy and do something with him. About four months later the boy was ...read more
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General Ulysses S. Grant Had A Man Who Was A True ...
Contributed by Dave Mcfadden on Oct 20, 2004
General Ulysses S. Grant had a man who was a true friend to him like this. His name was John A. Rawlins. He was the General’s chief of staff. It was to Rawlins that Grant gave his pledge that he would abstain from alcohol. When he broke his pledge, Rawlins went to Grant and with great ...read more
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