Contributed by Mike Dubose on Mar 3, 2002
based on 97 ratings
| 2,376 views
Three men were out fishing one day & caught a mermaid. The mermaid said she would grant them each a wish if they would let her go.
So the 1st man said, “make me twice as smart as I already am." The mermaid said, your wish is granted & immediately the man started quoting Shakespeare & had this
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 8, 2008
One day Susan called her mother and got her answering machine: "If you are a salesperson press one. If you’re a friend, press two. If you’re my daughter, Susan, who never calls, press 9-1-1 because the shock will probably
...read more
Contributed by John Raulerson on Oct 6, 2005
based on 3 ratings
| 2,678 views
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went in to to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 4 ratings
| 3,576 views
One day a boy came to his father and said, "Dad, it’s just six weeks before I will be going to college and I was wondering if you were going to give me a going-away present. If you are, I have a suggestion to make." The father smiling answered, ’What is your suggestion, son?" The boy’s eyes
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
based on 1 rating
| 3,805 views
A young boy came to church one cold winter day to get out of the blowing snow. He had been trying to sell newspapers but not a single customer had passed by because of the weather. He slipped into the back of the church, just hoping to get warm and catch up on his sleep.
Though the Sunday crowd
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Ralph Andrus on Sep 3, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,367 views
Trust in the LORD with all your heart and HE will acknowledge and HE will light your way.
This prayer has been sent to you for good luck. The original copy is from the Netherlands. It has been around the world
nine times. The luck has now been brought to you. You will receive good luck within
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 2 ratings
| 1,555 views
We hear it almost every day: sigh, sigh, sigh.
I just can’t get myself motivated to. . . . .[lose weight, test my blood sugar, etc.]. And we hear an equal number of sighs from diabetes educators who can’t get their patients to do the right things for their diabetes and health.
We have news for
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Jeff Strite on Jul 10, 2001
based on 148 ratings
| 3,529 views
One day C. H. Spurgeon was walking through the English countryside with a friend. As they strolled along, the evangelist noticed a barn with a weather vane on its roof. At the top of the vane were these words: GOD IS LOVE.
Spurgeon remarked to his companion that he thought this was a rather
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Nov 28, 2001
based on 8 ratings
| 1,808 views
One day as I waited outside of Nigerian medical clinic for a blood test I sat next to a little boy named Ben. It was obvious he had never been in a medical clinic before and he was deathly afraid of what the doctors would do to him. When the man with a white coat called his named, Ben turned to me
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2001
based on 6 ratings
| 2,663 views
Lucy who has planned a picnic for the next day. She says to Charlie Brown, "I just hope to goodness that it doesn’t rain ..." Walking away, Charlie answers, "Hoping to goodness is not theologically sound." Charlie’s right. "Hoping to goodness" is not sound. Fixing our hope upon God
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Martin Wiles on Apr 29, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 1,622 views
Jenna Day tells of a Christmas 20 years ago that she remembers well.
At her small school in central Maine, there were two classes for each grade: the children who got good grades, wore nice clothes and whose parents were in the PTA, and the kids who were in the slow class, and got poor grades. She
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Jun 2, 2002
based on 53 ratings
| 3,091 views
One day C.H. Spurgeon noticed a barn with a weather vane on its roof. At the top of the vane were these words: God is love. Spurgeon said to his friend that he thought this was an inappropriate place for such a message. He said, "Weather vanes are changeable, but God’s love is constant. His friend
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 2, 2002
based on 7 ratings
| 2,130 views
Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.
Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."
Josh, "Wow, I never knew you played hockey."
Andy, "No I don’t. I hurt it last year
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Paul Kallan on Dec 14, 2002
based on 15 ratings
| 1,806 views
The other day I received an email from John Schwartz, a member of a group that mobilises people to help the needy. He writes, “there are many lepers in the world who have never experienced a hug or known what a human touch is!” That we are not able to touch them or embrace them is a sign of the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Catholic
Contributed by Davon Huss on Jan 27, 2003
based on 39 ratings
| 1,952 views
Ferris Beaulers Day Off. His best friend is Cameron Frye. Cameron hates his father because his father places everything before him. Ferris and Cameron and Ferris’s girlfriend ride around Chicago in Cameron’s dad’s favorite car all day playing hooky from school. In one of the final scenes
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Sermon Central