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Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers, Josh, noticed and asked Andy what happened.

Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It’s just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while."

Josh, "Wow, I never knew you played hockey."

Andy, "No I don’t. I hurt it last year when I...

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