based on 1 rating
| 407 views
Marty, a little boy, was in church one Sunday with his mother Doris, when he started feeling sick. 'Mummy,' he inquired, 'can we leave now?'
'No,' his mother replied, 'the service isn't over yet.'
'Well, I think I'm about to throw up.' Marty
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Andrew Chan on May 17, 2001
based on 163 ratings
| 6,878 views
Have you ever heard of the woman who hated Mother’s Day? According to the Toronto Star’s website, there was such a woman. If you think the spirit of Mother’s Day has been spoiled by the commercialism of cards, flowers and once-a-year sincerity, you stand united with the woman credited with giving
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
Contributed by Andrew Chan on May 3, 2002
based on 9 ratings
| 1,168 views
I had the meanest parents in all the world. When I was seven years old they
dared to spank me just because I told them I would not do what they asked me
to do to help around the house. My friend next door never got spanked. He
didn’t have to help at home. He had nice parents.
I had the meanest
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
based on 2 ratings
| 2,226 views
Two books about the life of John Lennon, one of the Beatles, have come out. One by Robert Rosen is titled Nowhere Man: The Final Days of John Lennon, and another is Lennon in America by Geoffrey Giuliano. Both talk about the famous singer’s conversion to Christ on Palm Sunday. He began watching
...read more
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Tyler Edwards on May 11, 2009
A few weeks ago my parents came down to visit for Easter and I got to relieve another childhood memory. My parents stayed at a hotel on Saturday night. Sunday after church we ate lunch and were hanging out before they had to start the journey back home. All of a sudden my mom panicked. She had
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Peter Loughman on Sep 29, 2009
KEYS TO THE KINGDOM?
At a former church, the day I started my job as an associate pastor I was given a set of keys to the church by one of the Trustees, Bill. Bill told me, "Peter, these are not all the keys to the church, we are only giving you four keys: One key to the church building, one key
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 3 ratings
| 1,951 views
An English missionary doctor named Helen Roseveare, tells this story about an incident she experienced during her time in Zaire, Africa.
One night she had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all they could do the mother died, leaving them with a tiny premature baby and
...read more
Denomination:
Episcopal/Anglican
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,575 views
I personally, really enjoy eating fruit. And the older I get, the more I learn about the advantages of including a healthy portion of fruit in my diet. For example, did you know that one cup of strawberries gives you 140% of your daily recommended vitamin C. Strawberries. That beats broccoli and
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Victor Yap on Jan 25, 2001
based on 309 ratings
| 2,133 views
A friend sent me an email that teaches thankfulness to its recipients:
If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep, you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a dish someplace, you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by David Yarbrough on Oct 15, 2001
based on 164 ratings
| 1,730 views
A brand new lawyer in his brand new office on his first day in practice sees a prospective client walk in the door. He decides he should look busy, so he picks up the phone and starts talking: "Look, Harry, about that amalgamation deal. I think I better run down to the factory and handle it
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Brian La Croix on Dec 2, 2001
based on 4 ratings
| 2,724 views
I’d like to read you a list of phobias that are out there today. These are all very real, even if they might seem outlandish to someone who doesn’t have them:
Peladophobia: fear of baldness and bald people (by the way, if any of you here have that fear, we will have a healing service for you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 24, 2002
based on 13 ratings
| 1,891 views
THE MOST IMPORTANT JOB
One pastor, Thomas Elliff, decided to spend his entire morning in prayer – no coffee break, no telephone, no meetings – just prayer. He writes, “At noon I opened the door to my study. I discovered a stranger waiting to visit for just a moment. “Pastor,” he said, “You
...read more
based on 38 ratings
| 2,630 views
We need to be like the 84 year old grandmother who fiercely maintained her independence and lived alone in the old family home. Her 4 children lived n the same town, but she rarely called them except in emergencies. It was with some apprehension, therefore, that one of her sons drove to her house
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Dana Chau on Oct 22, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 4,967 views
Twelve years ago, I read a book titled, "You and Your Network" by Fred Smith, and there I learned to secure mentors for different areas of my life. My first mentor was a pastor, who welcomed me into his life 24 hours a day. I remember him saying, "Dana, you will learn a great deal from me.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Sermon Central