Contributed by David Yarbrough on Mar 18, 2002
based on 117 ratings
| 2,588 views
A man walked up to a vending machine, put in a coin, pressed the buttons labeled, “coffee, double cream, sugar.” No cup appeared, but the nozzles went into action sending forth coffee, cream and sugar. After the proper amounts had gone down the drain, the machine turned off. “Now that’s real
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 5 ratings
| 1,527 views
Adapted from “Can this be Christmas?”
Can this be Christmas?
What’s all this hectic rush and fuss?
Where do all these crowds go in such a hurry?
They speed by so fast they look blurry!
They sit at the lights getting ready to take flight!
They dash into the store and then flash out the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Apr 6, 2004
based on 22 ratings
| 6,713 views
One Sunday morning a pastor was dressing for church and had the radio on listening to a local church service. Suddenly he heard to minister say, "It’s Easter, and it doesn’t make any difference if Christ be risen or not..." Shocked, A.H.Ackley shouted," It’s a lie! He is risen!" His wife said,"
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Matthew Kratz on Apr 6, 2009
O Lord, how shall I meet Thee,
How welcome Thee aright?
Thy people long to greet Thee,
My Hope, my heart’s Delight!
Oh, kindle, Lord most holy,
Thy lamp within my breast
To do in spirit lowly
All that may please Thee best.
Thy Zion strews before Thee
Green boughs and fairest palms,
And I, too, will
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Other
Contributed by Davon Huss on May 5, 2009
based on 2 ratings
| 1,417 views
Signs You’re in a Bad Church
10. The church bus has gun racks.
9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.
8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."
7. There’s an ATM in the lobby.
6. The choir wears leather robes.
5. Worship services are B.Y.O.S.:
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Shawn Rose on May 19, 2009
JESUS TO THEM
A missionary, lost at sea, washed up on edge of a remote native village. Half-dead from exposure, starvation, and sea water, the natives nursed him back to health. He lived with them 20 years; never made a confession of faith, no songs, no sermons, no Scripture; but attended the sick
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Larry Wilson on Aug 7, 2010
Bound by Tradition
Warren Wiersbe tells us, “Over the years I have seen churches . . . flounder and almost destroy themselves in futile attempts to embalm the past and escape the future. Their theme song was, ‘As it was in the beginning, so shall it ever be, world without end, Amen.’ Often I’ve
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2003
based on 2 ratings
| 2,356 views
A priest asked a little boy if he knew what "matrimony" meant. The little boy replied, Sure! It is a place between
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,633 views
"He that cannot forgive others, breaks the bridge over which he himself must pass if he would ever reach heaven;
...read more
Tags:
Charles Spurgeon, the famous evangelist and theologian, was teaching young men in seminary how to preach. He told them, “Gentlemen, when you speak of Heaven, let your face be all aglow and smiling and lifted up and brilliant and let it be unashamed when you speak of Heaven. But when you speak of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 1 rating
| 859 views
A pastor saw one of his sheep in the grocery store and got around to asking where they had been lately. Was it something I said? Is it another church?"
The man laughed and said, "Oh, no, we love you and the people of our church." The pastor was left to his own curiosity. He then
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Dale Pilgrim on Nov 15, 2006
Life is about a journey; a journey toward God, toward Home, toward Heaven. If we're not focused on that, life is just one
...read more
Denomination:
Salvation Army
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007
based on 4 ratings
| 1,977 views
Let me give you the history of pride in three small chapters. The beginning of pride was in heaven. The continuance of pride is on earth. The end of pride
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central