Contributed by Ian Biss on Jul 2, 2002
based on 9 ratings
| 2,253 views
A Texas rancher met up with a Wisconsin dairy farmer. The two men began talking about their land and the milkman told the cattleman that he operated his business on 125 acres. The Texan scoffed at such a small parcel of land. He said, "Yankee, that ain’t nothin’. On my ranch I can get in my truck
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Grace Brethren
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 28, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 4,219 views
On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to him about his farm.
The Aussie takes him to see his big wheat field, but the Texan wasn’t impressed.
"We have wheat fields that are twice as large as this one," he told the Aussie.
The Aussie farmer drives
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Guy Mcgraw on Oct 27, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 3,716 views
A Proud young man walked into a room looking for his friend. He passed two blond young women near the door who looked him over then looked at each other and said and the same time ‘NINE’. The prideful young man puffed out his chest and drew a big smile on his face then walked over to his waiting
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 3, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 2,441 views
HELLO WALTER!
Walter Cronkite, the famous newscaster tells the following story. He was sailing down the Mystic River in Connecticut, going through shallow water, when a boat filled with young people sped past him, shouting and waving their arms. Cronkite waved back a cheery greeting. His wife
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Nov 5, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 2,093 views
There is a story of a Persian king who was elevated from a poverty-stricken home to the glory of a royal throne. When he became king he sent his servants to the old shack where he was reared, with orders to gather every relic of those days. They brought fragments of his home many broken toys, and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Clark Tanner on Dec 7, 2002
based on 11 ratings
| 2,861 views
THE GREAT SIN
“According to Christian teachers, the essential vice, the utmost evil, is Pride. Unchastity, anger, greed, drunkenness, and all that, are mere fleabites in comparison; it was through Pride that the devil became the devil; Pride leads to every other vice; it is the complete
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Orthodox
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Dec 7, 2003
based on 1 rating
| 2,008 views
In the summer of 1986, two ships collided in the Black Sea off the coast of Russia. Hundreds of passengers died as they were hurled into the icy waters below. News of the disaster was further darkened when an investigation revealed the cause of the accident. It wasn’t a technology problem like
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Aug 7, 2001
based on 67 ratings
| 2,709 views
Martin Luther said, "We need goat sense." He tells of seeing two goats meeting on a path on a mountain ledge. Instead of butting one another, one of them laid down and allowed the other one to pass
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Evie Megginson on Aug 7, 2001
based on 42 ratings
| 2,698 views
John Wesley was a great preacher, but not everybody, of course, liked him. One day as Mr. Wesley was out walking, he was on a narrow path when he met a man who didn’t like him. One of the men would have to step aside to allow the other to pass. The man came charging
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Tim George on Sep 17, 2001
based on 55 ratings
| 3,399 views
A sailor once took a group of young people boating for the day. One young man bragged the whole way about all he knew about the sea. Every time the sailor began to give instructions this young man would interrupt with his supposed knowledge. After some time a squall blew up. The sailor began to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 16, 2001
based on 5 ratings
| 1,824 views
I'M SO IMPORTANT
Former Secretary of Labor Raymond Donovan tells the story of being on Air Force One. He was in the back compartment of the jet while President Reagan was in the front of the compartment. The phone rang in the back compartment and the voice said, "Mr. Donovan, the president would
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central