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                    Christian One Liners
Don't let your worries get the
best of you; remember, Moses started
out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and
sweet-spirited, until you try to sit in their pews.
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Many folks want to serve God,
but
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 12, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One-liners about Baldness
“Don’t regard it as losing hair. Think of it as gaining face.”
“The good man always comes out on top.”
“At least it’s neat.”
“God only made so many
                    
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                    The scene is a four engine jet liner. The pilot’s voice comes on the intercom: "Those of you on the left side of the plane have probably noticed that one of our engines has failed. Please do not be alarmed. We can still fly on three engines, but we will probably arrive about 15 minutes late." A few
                    
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                    Contributed by Bruce Howell on Feb 15, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    While crossing the Atlantic on an ocean liner, F.B. Meyer was asked to speak to the first class passengers.  At the captain’s request he spoke on “Answered Prayer.”  An agnostic who was present at the service was asked by his friends, “What did you think of Dr. Meyer’s sermon?”  “I didn’t believe a
                    
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                    Contributed by Steven W on Mar 26, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Once on a ship liner on a journey through the Atlantic Ocean, the apostle Smith Wigglesworth was in the Great Banquet Hall where all the guests and ship staff gathered together to have a gala time. And everyone was having a jolly good time getting drunk and making merry. (Sounds like our present
                    
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                    Walt Disney is given credit for an important one-liner: change is inevitable; growth is optional.  Nancy Adler likens the challenge implied in this truth to a hot-air balloon ready for flight.  The only thing preventing the balloonist’s soaring into the air is the load of sand ballast holding it
                    
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                    THE ONE
       
The crowds cheered and waved their hands.  Many stood upon their tip-toes hoping to catch a glimpse of their deliverer as he processed by.  "He's the one!  echoed throughout the streets. Many praised his name with hands and fists held high.  Was it true?  Had "the one" finally come
                    
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Be Fishers of Men … You catch ‘em, He’ll clean ‘em.
A family altar can alter a family.
A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
Don’t put a question mark where God put a period.
Don’t wait for six strong men to take you to church.
Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
Forbidden fruits
                    
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                    Contributed by Fred Sigle on Aug 16, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Not everyone can teach a one-on-one Bible study.  And door knocking, although it has some merit, is not the most effective way to set Bible studies or tell someone about Jesus. 
The Mormon church discovered this.  At one you could see young Mormon elders going door-to-door to set Bible studies. 
                    
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                    Contributed by Akinsanya Adubi on Sep 21, 2009
                
                
                
                    It is a terrible thing for one¡¦s destiny to be truncated. This is a true story. There were two pastors driving on one of the roads in Lagos, Nigeria.  One is a Nigerian, the other a foreigner. They got to a point under a bridge, where the people that we called "area boys" were begging for money
                    
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