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Aging: One Plus One PRO
Contributed by Josh Hunt on Feb 29, 2012 (message contributor)
AGING: ONE PLUS ONE
Three old men went to the doctor for a memory test. The doctor asked the first old man, "What is one plus one?"
"Two hundred seventy-four," he said.
The doctor asked the same question of the second man, "What is one plus one?"
"Tuesday," he said.
The doctor tried the third man, "What's one plus one?"
"Two," said the third man.
"That's great!" said the doctor. "How did you get that?"
"Simple," said the third man. "I subtracted 274 from...
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Life Can Really Be A Workout Sometimes. Like ... PRO
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