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                    A boy ran into his house to tell his mom something. He had a dead rat in his hand. But he didn't notice that the pastor of their church was talking to his mom. 
The boy said, “Mom, you'll never guess what! I was out behind the garage and there was this rat. I picked up a rock and threw it and hit
                    
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                    Contributed by Jim Kane on Mar 12, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    "A great deal of our anxiety to make excuses comes from not really believing in the forgiveness of sins, from thinking that God will not take us to Himself again unless He is satisfied that some sort of case can be made out in our favor.
But that would not be forgiveness at all. Real forgiveness
                    
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                    Contributed by Jim Kane on Feb 6, 2009
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    EXCUSES, EXCUSES...
This is the time of year when we attempt to fulfill our New Year's excuses...oops, I mean resolutions. And speaking of resolutions...oops, I mean excuses, I found several good ones this week as I prepared for this morning. I make no excuse for any of them.
	
This is one from a
                    
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                    Contributed by Terry Laughlin on Aug 11, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Excuses, Excuses        
In Luke 14:16 - 24, Jesus teaches using the "Parable of the Great Banquet."   In it, Jesus shares about a man who was preparing a great banquet and invited many guests.  It was the custom then, as it is today, to send out invitations to such a special event quite a long
                    
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                    Main Idea: When a person is caught sinning, he or she often tries to make an excuse, but the reality is that no excuse can justify a person’s sin. 
Verse: “Then the man said, “The woman whom You gave to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I ate” (Genesis 3:12 NKJV). 
One day my wife Jessica
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    We seem to have an almost infinite capacity for making excuses. In the book, The Sports Hall of Shame, a place kicker for the Dallas Cowboys named Raphael Septian is mentioned. He was a good kicker, but he was an even better master at making excuses when he missed a kick. 
For example, when he was
                    
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                    Contributed by Davon Huss on Mar 16, 2009
                
                
                
                    BEST SPEEDING-TICKET EXCUSE
A convention of Arkansas State troopers was asked to submit the best excuse they’d ever heard for someone trying to get out of a speeding ticket. The winning entry was submitted by a trooper who clocked a semi-tractor truck speeding down the interstate. The trooper
                    
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                    Contributed by Rodelio Mallari on Nov 20, 2010
                
                
                
                    10 MOST USED EXCUSES
1. I forgot. 
2. No one told me to go ahead. 
3. I didn't think it was that important. 
4. Wait until the boss comes back and ask him. 
5. I didn't know you were in a hurry for it. 
6. That's the way we've always done it. 
7. That's not in my department. 
8. How was I to know
                    
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