Sermon Central
-
A Unique Excuse
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 10, 2011 (message contributor)
A UNIQUE EXCUSE
A man who bought a brand new Mercedes and got out on the interstate. It was a convertible and the top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair, and he decided he would open it up to see what it could do. The needle hit 80 miles an hour, then 90, then 100, then 110, then 120, even 130. All of the sudden, he looked up in his rearview mirror and there was that flashing red and blue light right behind him.
He said to himself, "They can't catch this Mercedes." He got it up to 150 mph, but the lights were still behind him. He thought to himself, "I'm going to be in big trouble if I don't pull over." So he did.
Well, the police officer came up to him, took his license without saying a word, examined it, looked at the car and then said, "Mister, I've been working all night and this is my last pullover, and I'm exhausted. I don't feel like filling out more paperwork, so I'm going to make you an offer. If you can give me an excuse for driving the way you were driving that I have never heard in my 27-year career, I'll let you go."
The man thought fast and said, "Well, officer, last week my wife ran off with a police officer, and I was afraid that it was you trying to give her back!"
The officer said, "Have a nice night."
(From a sermon by Jimmy Haile, What Kind of Excuse Do You Have? 5/12/2011)
Related Sermon Illustrations
-
A Day In The Life Of A Shepherd PRO
Contributed by Ervin Kimrey on Jun 29, 2005
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF A SHEPHERD With a spring in his step and an eye to the sky, at sunrise, he makes straight for the sheep fold. As soon as he rattles the gate, he gives his morning call, greets the sheep, often by name, every sheep is on its feet. They spring toward the gate, with expectancy ...read more
-
Pornography Addiction — Did You Know? PRO
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on May 25, 2005
Pornography Addiction - Did you know? a. ...that pornography consumption can be as mood altering and as addictive as narcotics? (Richard Drake, assistant professor at Brigham Young University College of Nursing) In fact, some studies have indicated that pornography can have the same effect on the ...read more
-
I Heard A Story About A Family That Tragically ... PRO
Contributed by Klaus Mehrl on Mar 28, 2005
I heard a story about a family that tragically lost three of their four children within just two weeks to a deadly, virulent disease. One child was left – a four year old boy. The family had buried the third child just two weeks before Easter. On Easter morning the parents and the remaining child ...read more
-
An Old Man Showed Up At The Back Door Of The ... PRO
Contributed by Joseph Bachman on Nov 27, 2004
“An old man showed up at the back door of the house we were renting. Opening the door a few cautious inches, we saw his eyes were glassy and his furrowed face glistened with silver stubble. He clutched a wicker basket holding a few unappealing vegetables. He bid us good morning and offered his ...read more
-
Pilgrims Progress...
Contributed by Mark Ferrante on Jan 20, 2007
Pilgrims Progress... Well, on Saturday, about midnight they began to pray, and continued in prayer till almost break of day. Now, a little before it was day, good Christian, as one half amazed, brake out into this passionate speech: What a fool, quoth he, am I, thus to lie in a stinking ...read more
Related Sermons
-
The Truth About Lying
Contributed by Derrick Tuper on Oct 26, 2012
Although the movie, "Liar, Liar" is a comedy, the issue of lying is anything but funny. Max’s birthday wish was for his father to stop lying. God has that same desire for us. He understands how serious of an issue lying is and how important it is for his
-
A Failure Of Faith Series
Contributed by David Owens on Jun 12, 2017
No one is perfect. Even the greatest of Biblical characters are sinners. When Abraham faced the first crisis since deciding to walk with God, he defaulted to his old ways of falsehood rather than walking by faith.
-
Which Bridge Is Safe?
Contributed by Bruce Ball on Apr 8, 2015
Using the analogy of a bridge crossing a chasm, we discuss that even though there seems to be many bridges available, only one really leads to the other side and we must be careful when deciding which bridge.
-
Accentuate The Positive Series
Contributed by Dennis Davidson on Mar 7, 2013
Prudent, accurate, honest, sensitive communication is a major theme threaded through Proverbs. This emphasis is mandated because words & actions are the way we relate to one another. Basically, we need to accentuate the positive & eliminate the negative.
-
A False Witness That Speaks Lies
Contributed by James Dina on Jul 31, 2020
Being a false witness is acting as an agent of Satan; completely under the devil’s control, a false witness pours out lies and he becomes a social insult. False witnesses will be punished .God will put them to punishment that will be beyond human understanding.
