based on 9 ratings
| 3,130 views
TEN SIGNS OF A FRUSTRATED MOTHER
1. Your children know how to read HTML code but can’t operate a vacuum cleaner.
2. Your children tell you that you said "yes" and you don’t even remember the question.
3. You go to the grocery store and find yourself having a good time.
4. Your husband asks how
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Davon Huss on Aug 24, 2002
based on 6 ratings
| 1,818 views
THE COLD WITHIN
Six humans trapped by happenstance in bleak and bitter cold,
Each one possessed a stick of wood, or so the story goes.
Their dying fire in need of logs, the first man held his back,
for on the faces around the fire he noticed one was black.
The next man looking across the way saw
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Mar 23, 2004
based on 33 ratings
| 15,381 views
IT WAS PENTECOST SUNDAY. As the congregation filed into church, the ushers handed each person a bright red carnation to symbolize the festive spirit of the day. The people listened attentively to the reading of the Pentecost story from the Book of Acts about how the disciples had heard “what
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Peter Schmidt on Mar 23, 2004
based on 25 ratings
| 2,495 views
If you’ve ever bought a used car, you have illustrated this truth. Someone got rid of that car for whatever reason: they got a new one, they wanted something bigger, or they simply just got tired of it. But that old car that they wanted to get rid of was just what you were looking for. It was trash
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Tim Richards on Sep 23, 2004
based on 9 ratings
| 2,073 views
Let me begin by telling you a story about a little girl that pretty well sums what I’m talking about here. A little girl was reading on an airplane when the man beside her noticed her storybook, entitled, "Jonah and the Whale." The man asked if the little girl believed the story. So, after saying
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 26, 2005
based on 8 ratings
| 2,979 views
Things You’d Love to Say at Work But Can’t
• How about never? Is never good for you?
• I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
• It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
• Ah … I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
• I like you. You remind me of
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Larry Jacobs on Jun 4, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 2,738 views
POEM: DON’T QUIT
When things go wrong as they sometime will,
when the road your trudging seems all up hill,
When funds are low and debts are high,
and you want to smile but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit
rest if you must but please
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Joseph Rodgers on Nov 28, 2005
based on 4 ratings
| 3,519 views
A hiker was charged w/ eating an endangered species while tracking the woods of California. After hearing the man had eaten a condor, the judge quickly passed a harsh sentence of 10 years behind bars. The man pleaded w/ the judge to hear his side of the story because he felt circumstances
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Timothy Smith on May 9, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 2,460 views
Phil Connors is a self-centered weather reporter who is experiencing one heck of a day. In fact, he’s reliving this one day over and over again, the same day repeating itself it’s - Groundhog day. Every day is exactly the same in the way it unfolds. Phil knows everything that’s going to happen
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Timothy Smith on Oct 20, 2006
Imagine you are at a dinner party; elegant silverware, warm company, great food. At the end the hostess brings out a plate of dessert and stumbles dropping the dessert on the floor. Here’s how each person might respond according to their giftedness: Mercy: "Don’t feel bad, I should of offered to
...read more
Denomination:
Christian Church
Contributed by Fred Sigle on Nov 6, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,215 views
There was a man who decided to ask his BOSS for a RAISE in SALARY. It was Friday. He told his WIFE that morning what he was about to do. All day long the man felt NERVOUS and APPREHENSIVE. Late in the afternoon he summoned the COURAGE to approach his
employer. To his delight, the BOSS agreed
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Kenneth Anthony on Dec 31, 2006
based on 6 ratings
| 5,377 views
A young boy about seven years old went to Disneyland with his family, but in the excitement of going on all the rides, he was separated from them. He was having such a wonderful time that it was quite a while before he realized that he was lost. When he discovered the predicament he was in, he at
...read more
Denomination:
Orthodox
Contributed by Larry Moyer on Aug 5, 2009
PROBLEM-SOLVING
Now frankly, you know as well as I do when we want to solve a problem, we are not always the best at it, and sometimes by trying to solve a problem we just create another one.
I love the story Reader’s Digest told of some men who were laying carpet in a woman’s living room.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Rodelio Mallari on Dec 12, 2010
DISCIPLINES: THE DECATHLON
The Olympic decathlon is internationally recognized as the most demanding test of individual athletic ability there is. It is the event that determines the world's greatest all-around athlete.
Originating in a contest held at the 708 B.C. Olympiad to single out Greece's
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Mark Haines on Apr 5, 2011
C.S. LEWIS DEFENDS THE FAITH
C. S. Lewis is probably best known today as the author of The Chronicles of Narnia because that series of children's books have been made into movies. Lewis wrote many other books, including one entitled, Mere Christianity. In that book he tries to explain and
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Rodney Buchanan on Jan 15, 2012
LONGING
In his book The Spiritual Life of Children, the famous Harvard psychiatrist Robert Coles tells the story of Alice, a ten-year-old girl who came from a family that did not believe in God. She expressed her doubts to him with these words: "I remember... I saw the people next door coming
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Sermon Central