In Sermon Illustrations: "Godly Husbands"

Our Daughter Carrie And Her Husband Shannon Have ...  PRO

Contributed by Russell Brownworth on Mar 22, 2004

Our daughter Carrie and her husband Shannon have a dog; rather he is a small horse. He is called Coltrane. Cole does not realize he weighs 150 pounds. He also does not realize he has "drooling issues". (Now that may be caused by the fact that my wife brings hot dogs to the house whenever we ...read more

Scripture: Genesis 37:1-36, Genesis 50:20

Tags: God's Forgiveness

Denomination: United Methodist

A Lady's Sick Of Her Husband's Drinking, So She ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005

A lady’s sick of her husband’s drinking, so she decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and when her husband walks in from being out all night, she jumps out from behind the sofa and screams. He says, ...read more

Tags: Sin Exposed

A Lady Named Kristin Said: "My Husband And I ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

A lady named Kristin said: “MY HUSBAND and I took our two-year-old daughter to the home-improvement store. Madison got tired of walking, so my husband let her ride on his shoulders. As he walked, Madison began pulling his hair. Although he asked her calmly to stop several times, she kept on. ...read more

Tags: Faith General

In 1955 Her First Husband Died And Left Her With ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

In 1955 her first husband died and left her with two small boys to raise. Not an easy task in the 1950’s when most wives did not work outside the home. She married again. She and her husband Les were granted a son. In his 7th grade year he was tragically shot and killed. In 1994 her second husband ...read more

Tags: God In The Hardships

I Heard About A Husband Who Really Enjoyed The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007

I heard about a husband who really enjoyed the meat his wife had served for dinner one night. He asked her, "What did you marinate this in?" Well, his wife immediately went into a long explanation about how much she loved him and how life wouldn’t be the same without him, and so on. Eventually, his ...read more

Tags: New Year's Day

Keith Green, The Late Husband Of Melody Green Who ...

Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on Jun 30, 2007

Keith Green, the late husband of Melody Green who wrote our second hymn: “There is a Redeemer” once said this: “Going to Church no more makes you a ...read more

Tags: Call Of The Disciples

Denomination: Anglican

1) The Cheap Husband Who Went Christmas Shopping; ...  PRO

Contributed by Ronald Thorington on Jan 1, 2008

1) The cheap husband who went Christmas shopping; A wealthy man went Christmas shopping for his wife. He was looking around the ladies perfume area of a store when when a sales clerk ask if she could help. He replied that he was looking for something for his wife for Christmas, so the clerk ...read more

Denomination: Assembly Of God

Man Praying At Wife's 1st Husband's Grave

Contributed by Rev Dr Randall M Deal Sr on Mar 16, 2008

MAN PRAYING AT WIFE’S 1ST HUSBAND’S GRAVE A man placed some flowers on the grave of his dearly departed mother and started back toward his car when his attention was diverted to another man kneeling at a grave. The man seemed to be praying with profound intensity and kept repeating, "Why did you ...read more

Denomination: Baptist

We Make Sacrifices For Our Wives. One Husband ...

Contributed by Charles Wallis on Jul 22, 2008

We make sacrifices for our wives. One husband thought he was making an incredible sacrifice for his wife by going with her to JoAnn’s Fabrics store. It was devastating - there is little for a man to do in that store! ...read more

Tags: Marriage Obligations

Denomination: Pentecostal

A Woman Who Traveled Abroad Without Her Husband ...

Contributed by Carl Allen on Sep 24, 2008

A woman who traveled abroad without her husband got to Paris and found this fabulous bracelet she'd been looking for. And so she sent a wire back home saying, "I have found this beautiful bracelet, one I've been looking for all my life. It only cost $7,500. Do you think I can buy it?" Her ...read more

Tags: Communication Speech

Denomination: Baptist

A Friend Never Defends A Husband Who Gets His ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric ...read more

Tags: Holidays

My Husband Will Never Chase Another Woman. He's ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"My husband will never chase another woman. He's too fine, ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

Nothing Has Done So Much To Bring Husbands And ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Nothing has done so much to bring husbands and wives together as the ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

When A Wife Reminds Her Husband That They're ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"When a wife reminds her husband that they're not getting any younger, he can assume that she is ...read more

Tags: Marriage General

A Husband Stayed Home While His Wife Went To ...  PRO

Contributed by Jerry Cosper on Mar 7, 2012

A husband stayed home while his wife went to church. When she got back he asked her what the preacher preached about. ...read more

Tags: Preaching

Denomination: Baptist

A Husband And His Wife Were Sound Asleep When ...

Contributed by Daniel Cabrera on May 2, 2013

A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How in the world would I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed. "Who was that?" ...read more

Tags: Wonder, Adultery, Cheating, Marriage Struggle

Denomination: Christian Church

Bad And Good Decision

Contributed by Sourav Dasgupta on Dec 30, 2021

Decision (Good & Bad Consequences) Esther 1: King Ahsereus & Queen Vasti) Errors of King 1.Wine Temptation 2.Queen Display 3.Anger Demonstration Errors of Queen 1.Husband's Disobedience 2.No Ungodly Guidance (Job Money Security Deposit) Proverbs 12:15 3.No 3rd Person in H-W ...read more

Tags: Godly Counsel, Obedience To Seniors

Beautiful And Stupid At The Same Time  PRO

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Feb 2, 2014

BEAUTIFUL AND STUPID AT THE SAME TIME A husband and wife were having an argument. Finally, out of sheer frustration, the husband blurted out, "Honey, I don’t know why God made you so beautiful...and, yet, so stupid, at the same time!" The woman stared at her husband and said, ...read more

Scripture: Ephesians 5:18-25

Tags: Marriage, Husband, Wife

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Why Did You Marry?

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Oct 13, 2019

An 80 year-old woman was recently married to her 4th husband. A reporter questioned the occupation of her newly acquired husband. She replied that he owned a funeral home. Curious about the other husbands, the reporter also asked about their occupations. The woman paused for a while and stated ...read more

Scripture: Ephesians 5:18-31

Tags: Marriage, Husbands, Widows

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Oh, The Daze Of My Life

Contributed by James Snyder on Jan 30, 2021

When I was young, my mother was quite a fan of a soap opera called “The Days of Our Lives.” I remember the title but I never would watch something like that. However, my mother enjoyed it and so what’s there to complain about. As I was thinking of it, I felt that I should remember the days of my ...read more

Scripture: Psalm 39:4

Tags: Husband, Wife, Wisdom

Denomination: Christian Missionary Alliance