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A Husband And His Wife Were Sound Asleep When ...
Contributed by Daniel Cabrera on May 2, 2013 (message contributor)
A husband and his wife were sound asleep when suddenly the phone rang. The husband picked up the phone and said, "Hello? How in the world would I know? What do I look like, a weatherman?" He then slammed the phone down and settled into bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"I don't know. It was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear."
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Cnidius, A Skillful Architect, Building A ... PRO
Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Sep 27, 2004
Cnidius, a skillful architect, building a watchtower for the King of Egypt, caused his own name to be engraved upon a stone in the wall in great letters, and afterwards covered it, with lime and mortar, and upon the outside of that wrote the name of the King of Egypt in golden letters. This was all ...read more
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In The Revival In The Book Of Acts One Of The ...
Contributed by Herman Abrahams on Jul 15, 2005
In the revival in the book of Acts one of the first manifestations is giving and generosity. Why wait for revival to come - lets sow our lives into a revival and open the windows of ...read more
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Some May Remember An Experience I Shared In Our ... PRO
Contributed by Brad Bailey on Aug 6, 2004
Some may remember an experience I shared in our Vineyard Voice newsletter last year. I had begun a personal tradition on Christmas Eve after the Christmas Eve service, of making a large amount of hot cider and taking it to all the homeless I could find on the corners and crevices of town. On this ...read more
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According To The "Almanac For Farmers & City ... PRO
Contributed by Pat Cook on Jun 13, 2003
According to the “Almanac for Farmers & City Folk,” the largest number of collect calls is made on Father’s Day. Today, your Heavenly Father is calling out to you. He’s been trying to get through for some time. Long before you thought of Him, He thought of you. But He’s not calling collect. He ...read more
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The Life You've Always Wanted, John Orteberg ... PRO
Contributed by Chip Monck on Feb 15, 2005
The Life You've Always Wanted, John Orteberg writes; Sometime ago I was giving a bath to our 3 children. I had a custom of bathing together, more to save time than anything else. I knew that eventually I would have to stop group bathing, but for the time being it seemed efficient. Johnny was ...read more
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