Contributed by Bruce Howell on Dec 24, 2003
                
                
                
                    The Farmer and His Ad
	A certain farmer lived on the same farm all his life.  It was a good farm, but with the passing years the farmer grew tired of it.  He longed for a change, something better.  Every day he found some reason for criticizing some feature.  Finally he decided to sell it and so he
                    
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                    Contributed by Kevin Ruffcorn on May 18, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    There is the story of a Chinese farmer who was a Christian. He farmed the side of a hill along with a few other farmers. One of the most difficult tasks that the farmer had was to irrigate his crop. He had to carry water from a lake below the hill up to his land. The farmer who owned the land below
                    
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                    Contributed by Tim Gibson on Apr 10, 2001
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Once a farmer was interviewing prospective workers. The farmer liked one young man especially as he seemed very joyful and able. He asked the man ’What makes you think you can have the job ?’. The man answered, ’I can sleep when the wind blows!’. The farmer thought his answer very strange but liked
                    
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                    In James chapter 5, we see a comparison between the patient farmer in the field waiting for his crops and the waiting believer in Christ preparing to meet the Lord at His return.  Paul Harvey did a masterful job of describing the life of the farmer years ago.
And on the 8th day, God looked down
                    
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                    Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 27, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A man is walking past the field of a farmer with a cow on a roap. The farmer says, "Hey mister, where ya goin with thet there cow?’
The man replies, "I’m takin it to town to sell it."
The farmer says, " You mean if it’s the Lords will you are."
The man says , "Well it’s my cow and I recon I can do
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 28, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    On a vacation to Australia, a Texas farmer meets an Aussie farmer and starts talking to him about his farm.
The Aussie takes him to see his big wheat field, but the Texan wasn’t impressed.
"We have wheat fields that are twice as large as this one," he told the Aussie.
The Aussie farmer drives
                    
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                    Contributed by Pat Cook on Jun 13, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    According to the “Almanac for Farmers & City Folk,” the largest number of collect calls is made on Father’s Day. Today, your Heavenly Father is calling out to you. He’s been trying to get through for some time. Long before you thought of Him, He thought of you. But He’s not calling collect. He
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 26, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Illustration: Farmer called to preach. Sitting under a tree sees letters P and C in the clouds. Decides it means “Preach Christ.” Sells farm and equipment goes to preach. He was horrible. After a sermon a neighbor came
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A Georgia farmer, ragged and barefooted, was standing on the steps of his tumbledown shack. 
A stranger stopped for a drink of water and just to pass the time of day he asked: "How is your cotton coming along?" he asked. 
"Ain’t got none," replied the farmer. 
"Did you plant any?" asked the
                    
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                    Contributed by Sherm Nichols on Dec 31, 2007
                
                
                
                    A farmer had a neighbor that was just absolutely negative, no matter what. If it was raining, the farmer would say to his neighbor, "Boy, look at it rain, God’s sort of washing everything clean."  The neighbor would say, "Yeah, but if it keeps up it’s gonna flood."  Then the sun would come out and
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A farmer went into his banker and announced that he had bad news and good news. "First, the bad news...""Well," said the farmer, "I can’t make my mortgage payments. And that crop loan I’ve taken out for the past 10 years -- I can’t pay that off, either. Not only that, I won’t be able to pay you the
                    
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                    Contributed by Don Jones on Apr 3, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    	A farmer went into his banker and announced that he had bad news and good news. "First, the bad news...""Well," said the farmer, "I can’t make my mortgage payments. And that crop loan I’ve taken out for the past 10 years -- I can’t pay that off, either. Not only that, I won’t be able to pay you
                    
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                    A farmer noticed a highway department truck pulling over on the shoulder of the road. A man got out and dug a hole, then got back into the truck. Then the other occupant got out, filled up the hole and got back in the truck. Every fifty yards this amazing process was repeated. “What are you doing?”
                    
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                    Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Nov 12, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    	Some years ago a Christian farmer was deeply concerned over an unsaved carpenter. The farmer sought to explain how that the finished work of Christ was sufficient for his soul to rest upon. But the carpenter persisted in the belief that he must do something himself. One day the farmer asked the
                    
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                    Contributed by Mark Opperman on Jan 21, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    -ILLUS: One day a farmer’s donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally he decided the animal was old and the well needed to be covered up anyway , it just wasn’t worth the effort to retrieve the donkey. He invited all his
                    
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