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                    EINSTEIN AND THE DRIVER
Let me end this message with a short story. Who among you knows Albert Einstein? I guess you graduating seniors know him. The one who formulated the E=MC2, which led to the discovery of the atomic bomb. When he discovered the formula, a lot of institutions invited him to
                    
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window. 
For a second, everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look mate,
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 26, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Listen to these words of a taxicab driver…:
Because I drive the night shift, my cab often becomes a moving confessional. Passengers climb in, sit behind me in total anonymity, and tell me about their lives. I encounter people whose lives amaze me, some ennoble me, others make me laugh and
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 26, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    AND, DRIVER, HURRY PLEASE
If you think using cellphones is a distraction while driving a car, 
just imagine how affected a woman was while traveling on an intercity 
bus in northern Greece last weekend. As we pick up the story, the 
passenger was so deep in conversation when the driver reached her
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A bus driver and a minister were standing in line to get into heaven. The bus driver approached the gate and St. Peter said, "Welcome, I understand you were a bus driver. Since I’m in charge of housing, I believe I have found the perfect place for you. See that mansion over the hilltop? It’s yours.
                    
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                    Contributed by Jeff Strite on Apr 23, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Nascar driver Jeff Gordon was baptized in October 1994. He had won his 1st two Winston Cup races, which were great thrills; but following his
                    
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                    Contributed by David  Yarbrough on May 20, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A bus driver and a minister were standing in line to get into heaven. The bus driver approached the gate and St. Peter said, "Welcome, I understand you were a bus driver. Since I’m in charge of housing, I believe I have found the perfect place for you. See that mansion over the hilltop? It’s yours.
                    
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                    Contributed by David Elvery on Nov 14, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A bus driver and a minister were standing in line to get into heaven. The bus driver approached the gate and St. Peter said, "Welcome, I understand you were a bus driver. Since I’m in charge of housing, I believe I have found the perfect place for you. See that mansion over the hilltop? It’s yours.
                    
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                    Bedouin camel drivers in the mid-East understand how relationships can get out-of-balance this way.  Camels are notoriously moody.  Their selfish ways are legendary.  
From time to time a camel-driver senses his camel is fed-up with the owner.  Wanting to head-off an explosion, the owner will hand
                    
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                    Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Apr 17, 2008
                
                
                
                    A fellow was filling out his driver's license application. One of the questions was, "Have you ever been given a ticket?" He wrote, "No." The next question
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 12, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Race car driver Bill Vukovich won the famed Indianapolis 500 race in 1953 and 1954, a record of success few other drivers had matched. 
Asked the secret of his success in Indianapolis, Vukovich replied, “There’s no secret. You just press the
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Race car driver Bill Vukovich won the famed Indianapolis 500 race in 1953 and 1954, a record of success few other drivers had matched. Asked the secret of his success in Indianapolis, Vukovich replied, "There’s no secret. You just press the
                    
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                    Contributed by Pat Cook on Dec 11, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Maybe you’ve heard about the driver who was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car. 
   
"What are those for?" she asked suspiciously. 
   
"I’m a juggler," the man replied. "I use those in my act." 
The officer
                    
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