Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Mar 19, 2003
based on 47 ratings
| 2,593 views
[Long-Winded Driving]
A pastor and his wife were driving to visit Grandma and Grandpa for Christmas.
Their daughter asked the inevitable question, “Are we almost there?”
The father said, “No, we are still 150 miles away.”
She asked, “Well, how long is that?”
“Well, honey, it’s about three more
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Mark Eberly on Apr 28, 2009
HOW'S MY DRIVING?
A lot of trucks have a sticker on the back that says, "How’s my driving? Call xxx-xxxx to report." This is supposed to make the driver accountable. In Ireland, most people drive very, very courteously. They have roundabouts instead of lights (they do have some lights) where
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Kerry O'neill on Mar 9, 2010
based on 1 rating
| 4,121 views
DRIVING THE WRONG WAY
An older gentleman was driving home from work when his cell phone rang. His wife was on the line in a panic and said, "Honey, be careful driving. I just saw on the TV that some maniac is driving the wrong
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 173 ratings
| 2,441 views
I CAN STILL DRIVE!!
At a nursing home in Florida, a resident group was discussing ailments: "My arms are so weak I can hardly lift this cup of coffee," said one. "Yes, I know, my cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee," replied another. "I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Don Hawks on Feb 28, 2002
based on 56 ratings
| 2,145 views
"As long as there is one person in driving distance of our church who doesn’t know the Lord, we want to grow. Nothing is more important than reaching people for the Lord, yet it is easy to be distracted from our
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by James Webster on Jan 14, 2012
GOD'S FORGIVENESS AND THE JUMP DRIVE
Most of you know I keep most of my office work in the corner of the family room in the parsonage since we moved back. Most of my study I do early before anyone gets up. However, for the past couple of weeks I have been coming over to the church office early
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Nazarene
Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 21, 2001
based on 39 ratings
| 1,583 views
When attendees at a drunk-driving "awareness picnic" saw a woman being given a field sobriety test by police, they gathered around to watch the "demonstration." It wasn’t a demonstration: a police officer saw Linda M. Harris, 53, the coordinator of the Dona Ana County (N.M.) drunken-driving
...read more
Contributed by Bart Leger on Feb 14, 2005
based on 3 ratings
| 2,045 views
As a senor citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s some nut going the wrong way on 280. Please
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 14, 2006
A priest was driving down the freeway with two penguins sitting in the back seat of his car. A police officer pulled the priest over for speeding & upon seeing the penguins said to the priest "what do you think you’re doing with those penguins, take them to the zoo right away." The officer then let
...read more
Contributed by Byron Sherman on Aug 16, 2001
based on 135 ratings
| 2,027 views
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road & crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer, after seeing what happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole & bury the politicians. A few days later,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central