In Sermon Illustrations: "Dirty"

31% Of Hotel Guests Often Have A Problem With ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 10, 2008

31% of hotel guests often have a problem with noise during a stay, second only to dirty rooms as the biggest hotel annoyance. Disturbance by other guests or their TVs is the #1 source of noise irritation: 59.3% of guests rated it more annoying ...read more

Tags: Stress

A Man Went To A Barbershop To Have His Hair Cut ...  PRO

Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on May 27, 2006

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When they eventually touched on the subject of God, the barber said: "I don’t believe that God ...read more

Tags: God The Father

Denomination: Anglican

Saved Based On The Name

Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 3, 2011

SAVED BASED ON THE NAME There was a lawyer in a metropolitan city that was leaving his firm one night and as he was walking ot his car he saw a dirty bum on the sidewalk leaned up against a building. He had pity on the bum and told him that he wanted to help him out. He took put a pen and began to ...read more

Scripture: John 3:14

Tags: Grace

Have You Ever Gone Outside And Worked In Your ...

Contributed by Steve Gulbronson on May 20, 2010

Have you ever gone outside and worked in your yard all day? You come inside,look in the mirror, and see how filthy you are. You can’t wait to get in the shower and wash yourself off with soap and water. God’s Word is a mirror, revealing to us just how dirty we are. ...read more

Tags: Cleansing, Blood Of Christ

Denomination: Bible Church

H. Three-Year-Old Granddaughter, Beverly, Was ...

Contributed by Charles R. Swindoll on Oct 17, 2004

h. Three-year-old granddaughter, Beverly, was playing with her toys. Her mother, who was folding laundry across the room, noticed Beverly’s shirt was dirty and needed to be changed. After calling two times with no response, her mother gave her the full three-name call: "Beverly ...read more

Tags: Leadership General

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Get Down In The Ditches

Contributed by Betty Johnson on Aug 18, 2008

GET DOWN IN THE DITCHES A few years ago when I had my motorcycle accident and ended up in a ditch full of dirt, I was lost in the same way the Bible uses the world "lost." I could not get out of that ditch, even though every fiber of my being wanted to. My HEART wanted to. My spirit wanted to. ...read more

Tags: Evangelism The Lost

Denomination: Wesleyan

Does God Exist? Barbers Don't ...

Contributed by Charles Wallis on Feb 18, 2009

Does God exist? Barbers Don’t Exist… This is one of the best explanations of why God allows pain and suffering that I have seen. It’s an explanation other people will understand. Does God exist? A man went to a barber shop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, ...read more

Tags: Apologetics God

Denomination: Pentecostal

We Have A Play Set In Our Back Yard, And Under It ...

Contributed by Todd Pugh on Jan 14, 2008

We have a play set in our back yard, and under it the kids have seen it as great fun to dig up the dirt. They love to sit out there and play in the dirt. And the only thing greater than playing in dirt is playing in mud. They at times, when I’m not particularly looking at some water and have a ...read more

Denomination: Pentecostal

The Art Of "One-Anothering"

Contributed by Sermon Central on Mar 31, 2008

THE ART OF "ONE-ANOTHERING" "One hot day, Herman Trueblood, all clean and cooled off by a nice swim in the ocean, saw a sweating man and his two sons trying on a hot day to push a disabled car up an incline. Two voices started yelling at each other inside him. One said, "There is an opportunity ...read more

Tags: Church Body Of Christ

Twenty ...

Contributed by Eric Ferguson on May 21, 2008

Twenty Dollars A well known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this." He proceeded to crumple the dollar bill up. ...read more

Tags: Self

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

The Lecherous Heart

Contributed by Bret Toman on Jan 4, 2011

THE LECHEROUS HEART Malcolm Muggeridge, the famous British philosopher and journalist who converted to Christianity late in life, once told the story of when he was working in India as a young man. One evening, he went down to the river for a swim. As he entered the water, he saw across the ...read more

Tags: Sin Exposed

Denomination: Baptist

I Once Heard A Story About An Amish Farmer Who ...  PRO

Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Jan 26, 2008

I once heard a story about an Amish farmer who bought a new pair of overalls. Of course, the Amish are famous for their simplicity and trying to avoid pride. As he put on his new overalls and looked in the mirror, he said, “Oh, this will never do! I’ll be proud in these!” So he removed the new ...read more

Denomination: Baptist

We Serve Jesus By Serving People. A Wealthy ...  PRO

Contributed by Darryl Bell on Apr 17, 2006

We serve Jesus by serving people. A wealthy American traveler visited a hospital in Southeast Asia. He walked in just as a young missionary nurse was cleaning the sores of a sick, dirty, elderly man who had been found lying in a gutter. The rich man said to the nurse, “I wouldn’t do that for a ...read more

Tags: Unconditional Love

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Ray Pritchard Says, €œwe Don't Have A ...

Contributed by Dean O'bryan on Sep 22, 2008

Ray Pritchard says, “We don’t have a leadership crisis. What we have is a servanthood crisis. We have too many people who want to be first, who want to lead the parade, who want to be on top of the heap, who want the big office, the title, the power, the perks and the prestige. We don’t have ...read more

Tags: Leadership General

Denomination: Baptist

Ray Pritchard: He Says, "We Don't Have A ...

Contributed by Dean O'bryan on Sep 22, 2008

Ray Pritchard: He says, "We don’t have a leadership crisis. What we have is a servanthood crisis. We have too many people who want to be first, who want to lead the parade, who want to be on top of the heap, who want the big office, the title, the power, the perks and the prestige. We don’t have ...read more

Tags: Servanthood

Denomination: Baptist

* Letter Coral Got From Another Pastor’s ...

Contributed by John Perry on Aug 18, 2010

*** Letter Coral got from another pastor’s wife one day. She was writing my wife a note in a card telling her what was happening in life for her. At the end of the note she concluded by saying ..... “Well, the baby is in his high chair, his dirty nappy needs changing, he’s got food all over his ...read more

Tags: Possibilities

Denomination: Pentecostal

Confess?

Contributed by Wade Martin Hughes, Sr on Mar 20, 2024

Three preachers were in a boat fishing. The one preacher said: THE BIBLE SAYS CONFESS YOUR FAULTS ONE TO ANOTHER. So the one brother confessed that he loved dirty books and movies. The next preacher said: I am a dram drinker, I love to drink beer and alcohol. The first preacher said: I have to ...read more

Scripture: James 5:16

Tags: Confess, Be Careful

Denomination: Assembly Of God

A Well-Known Speaker Started Off His Seminar By ...  PRO

Contributed by Dan Steadman on Jul 31, 2004

A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then ...read more

Tags: Money

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

A Well-Known Speaker Started Off His Seminar By ...

Contributed by Tim Zingale on Aug 8, 2005

"A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, "Who would like this $20 bill?" Hands started going up. He said, "I am going to give this $20 to one of you, but first let me do this. He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then ...read more

Tags: Unconditional Love

Denomination: Lutheran

Disaster Struck Me One Day When I Was A Boy. I ...

Contributed by Ovidiu Radulescu on Oct 16, 2008

Disaster struck me one day when I was a boy. I don’t know where in the world my little sister came back to the house real dirty and smelly. Some type of dark sticky slimy stinky substance was all over her and she was crying up loud. She had tried to get rid of it by using her dirty hand and as you ...read more

Tags: Lord's Supper

Denomination: Seventh-Day Adventist