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In An Effort To Attract The Unchurched, Some ...
Contributed by John Dobbs on Jan 9, 2010 (message contributor)
In an effort to attract the unchurched, some churches have considered translating their unfamiliar terminology into familiar football phrases:
*Blocking: Talking endlessly to the preacher at the church door and keeping everyone else from exiting.
*Extra Point: What you receive when you tell the preacher his sermon was too short.
*Illegal Motion: Leaving before the closing prayer.
*Two-minute Warning: The preacher's wife looking at her watch in full view of the pastor.
*Quarterback Sneak: Sunday School teachers entering the building five minutes after classes began.
*Staying in the Pocket - What happens to a lot of money that should be given to the Lord's work.
*Two-minute Warning - The point at which you realize the sermon is almost over and begin to gather up your children and belongings.
*Sudden Death - What happens to the attention span of the congregation if the preacher goes "overtime".
*Blitz - The rush for the restaurants following the closing prayer.
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