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A Priest And Pastor From The Local Parishes Are ...
Contributed by Brian La Croix on Apr 27, 2009 (message contributor)
A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it’s too late!"
"Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by.
From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big crash.
"Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says, ’Bridge Out’ instead?"
(Thehumorarchives.com)
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