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Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash My Hands!
Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Mar 25, 2024 (message contributor)
"Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash."
1. I was forced to wash my hands as a child.
2. People who wash their hands are hypocrites--they think they’re cleaner than others.
3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.
4. I used to wash my hands, but it got boring.
5. I wash my hands only on Christmas or Easter.
6. None of my friends wash their hands.
7. I’ll start washing my hands when I’m older.
8. I really don’t have time to wash my wash my hands.
9. No one really talked to me when I went to wash my hands.
10. People who make soap are only after your money.
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