"Ten Reasons Why I Never Wash."

1. I was forced to wash my hands as a child.

2. People who wash their hands are hypocrites--they think they’re cleaner than others.

3. There are so many kinds of soap, I could never decide which was right.

4. I used to wash my hands, but it got boring.

5. I wash my hands only on Christmas or Easter.

6. None of my friends wash their hands.

7. I’ll start washing my hands when I’m older.

8. I really don’t have time to wash my wash my hands.

9. No one really talked to me when I went to wash my hands.

10. People who make soap are only after your money.

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