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  • What Do You Want On Your Tombstone? Series

    Contributed by Paul Wallace on Aug 14, 2007
    based on 14 ratings
     | 7,815 views

    What does it mean to walk with God?

    What do You want on your tombstone? "What do you want on your Tombstone?," an executioner asks a condemned man. "Cheese and pepperoni," the man replies in a memorable television commercial for the fastest-growing frozen pizza manufacturer in the United States. Listen to these phrases on some ...read more

  • Mrs Jesus

    Contributed by Babatunmishe Oke on Nov 14, 2008
    based on 1 rating
     | 2,030 views

    General Sermon About Accepting the Lord

    MRS JESUS Ephesians 5:22-33 How many of us are married? Who is reading this and wants to get married? Can you pause for a moment and think about what marriage is about? God created us for His praise. He also wanted to get married. Everyone who is old enough to get married and is not is a lonely ...read more

  • I Want To Live

    Contributed by Brian Matherlee on Oct 20, 2008
    based on 3 ratings
     | 4,902 views

    Revival preparation message looking at the Valley of Dry Bones in Ezekiel.

    I WANT TO LIVE Ezekiel 37:1-14 Sunday, October 19, 2008 Pastor Brian Matherlee Nearly thirteen years ago I hopped on a plane and rushed into a hospital room to be at the bedside of my mother as she struggled to catch her breath. She was dying and she knew it. I remember distinctly the only two ...read more

  • The Secret Of Success

    Contributed by Don Hawks on Jul 8, 2007
     | 2,584 views

    What is the ultimate secret of success in business, in your career, in sales, in school, in sports, in all relationships, in life, in everything?

    SERMON OUTLINE AND NOTES Bridgewater United Methodist Church -- Pastor Don Hawks 07. 15.07 THE SECRET OF SUCCESS Colossians 3:1-17, 23-24 Pew Bible, NT pp. 190 ANSWERS TO BLANKS--- INTRODUCTION: Don’t hold your nose! QUESTIONS TO ASK: 1--hold back; go all out; 2-- real Master, God CONCLUSION: ...read more

  • Is It I? - A Good Friday Meditation Series

    Contributed by Tom Shepard on Mar 20, 2007
    based on 45 ratings
     | 8,847 views

    This is a meditation for a Good Friday Service. It is a short meditative reading for reflection.

    Is It I? – A Good Friday Meditation "When evening had come, He sat down with the twelve. Now as they were eating, He said, "Assuredly, I say to you, one of you will betray Me." And they were exceedingly sorrowful, and each of them began to say to Him, "Lord, is it I?" Matthew 26:20-22 (NKJV) It ...read more

  • Funeral - Mildly Christian Man

    Contributed by Thomas Bowen on Feb 12, 2009
    based on 4 ratings
     | 9,518 views

    Funeral for a man the professed faith lonag after her had the strenght to make it apparent in his life.

    I want to start my remarks by saying what an honor it is to be invited to participate in this celebration of Mr. ________ life. I can come to the celebration because in life he and the rest of his family included me in the more normal situations and allowed me to be a part of their family. Let ...read more

  • Asleep At The Wheel 1 Series

    Contributed by Jason Jones on Aug 9, 2010
     | 3,908 views

    Exposition of Heb 2:1 regarding paying careful attention to God speaking through Christ

    Text: Hebrews 2:1-4, Title: Asleep at the Wheel 1, Date/Place: NRBC, 8/8/10, PM A. Opening illustration: In Oct 2009 a Northwest Airlines flight missed it’s intended destination by 150 miles at 37K feet over the earth. No radio contact could be made, flight controllers in several airports ...read more

  • The Way Back To God

    Contributed by Rick Pendleton on Nov 28, 2012
    based on 4 ratings
     | 8,088 views

    Peter is the perfect example of how to get away from God... and how to come back.

    The Way Back To God" Jeremiah 3:12-13 What is a "backslider? Not a funny question . Two kinds of people described as "backsliders.... l. Those who joined a church but no longer attend and do not live by Christian principles. Not back sliders because they have not slid away from God... they ...read more

  • Gift Giving! (Hix)

    Contributed by Jimmy Haile on Dec 16, 2012
    based on 1 rating
     | 4,262 views

    What are you giving God this Christmas?

    Gift To Give This Christmas Give the Gift of Listening – Really listen. No interrupting, no daydreaming, no planning your response. Just listening. Give the Gift of Affection – Be generous with appropriate hugs, kisses, pats on the back and handholds. Let these small actions demonstrate ...read more

  • The Church Needs Your : Prayers Series

    Contributed by Jeffrey Sims on Feb 6, 2014
     | 4,584 views

    The Church needs You, and it especially needs your prayers. Besides you pledge to do this when you joined the church.

    Last week we read Matt: 25:14-30 the parable of the talents , through this parable we established that we should be good stewards of all that God has given us. We also looked at what we pledge to do when we join the church and how we pledge to support the church with our prayers, our presence, ...read more

  • Tools For Living: Part 4 Series

    Contributed by John Pierce on Jan 7, 2006
    based on 2 ratings
     | 2,754 views

    Tools for Living: A healthy, positive relationship with Christ is at the center.

    Talk about the wall… assign “names” to the plates and studs. (ie – church attendance, dressing nicely, going to a bible study, so on… maybe call for input) Then talk about how you could dress it up… drywall… cut off the funny ends… use a bunch of spackle, etc. 1 Sam 16:6,7 6 When they ...read more

  • Part Of The Family Of God

    Contributed by Craig Condon on Jul 10, 2015
     | 4,607 views

    How many of you like to go out on a nice, sunny day and play with your friends? Has anyone ever said that they can't play with you because they don't like you, or because of where you live, or because of who your parents are?

    Good morning boys and girls! How many of you like to go out on a nice, sunny day and play with your friends? Has anyone ever said that they can't play with you because they don't like you, or because of where you live, or because of who your parents are? Well boys and girls, I certainly know how ...read more

  • Examine Yourself

    Contributed by Gene Escoe on May 9, 2011
    based on 4 ratings
     | 9,105 views

    We need to examine ourselves from time to time to make sure we still understand where everything we have and everything we have accomplished comes from.

    Examine Yourself Galatians 6:3-5 INTRODUCTION: When I was a kid other kids that were “double-jointed” made me jealous. They seemed to be able to do so many cool things by the way they could bend their fingers backwards, contort their arms or legs in unnatural ways, etc. For someone ...read more

  • Light Series

    Contributed by Ken Henson on Oct 1, 2016
    based on 1 rating
     | 11,519 views

    Paul said “you ARE light”. Jesus said “you are the light of the world”. When we continue to behave like those who live in darkness, we are hiding the light that can transform the world. The only way to enlighten is to be light.

    Ephesians 5:8 For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children of light 9 (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth) 10 and find out what pleases the Lord. 11 Have nothing to do with the fruitless deeds of darkness, but rather ...read more

  • Worship Series

    Contributed by Paul Clemente on May 3, 2016
     | 8,231 views

    how should we worship God?

    God’s Chosen People the Israelites were freed from slavery from Egypt. God promised them a land filled with milk and honey but they wandered in the desert for 40 years because of their sinfulness. Only 2 people, Joshua and Caleb, remained alive from the original 2 million Israelites from ...read more