Contributed by Garris Hudson on Jul 12, 2023
based on 1 rating
| 1,601 views
A pastor asked a dying man, "My friend, what persuasion are you?"
The man replied, "I am of Paul’s persuasion."
The pastor said, "I am afraid you didn’t understand me. Of what persuasion are you?"
The man answered, "Oh, I understood you. I am of Paul’s
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Garris Hudson on Aug 12, 2024
based on 1 rating
| 880 views
Lorrie Anderson, missionary to the head-shrinking Candoshi Shapra Indians of Peru, was looking for a quiet place for her daily time of Bible reading and prayer, so she went down by the edge of the river. After reading the Bible, she took up her prayer list. Eyes closed, she did not see the deadly
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Ron Ferguson on Apr 30, 2026
[343]. A MESSAGE FROM A POEM - WHOA! STOP YOUR GALLOP AND TAKE STOCK
Paul said to examine oneself in this passage – {{2 Corinthians 13:5 “TEST YOURSELVES to see if you are in the faith. EXAMINE YOURSELVES, or do you not recognise this about yourselves, that Jesus Christ is in you - unless
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by N A on Apr 22, 2008
based on 1 rating
| 3,960 views
JOYLESS CHRISTIANS
A little girl once went to visit her grandmother in the country. Things were fine until Sunday. This lady went to a very old-fashioned church that kept the Sabbath by forbidding all work, fun, playing. The little girl woke up Sunday and started right off playing and laughing,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 1, 2001
based on 173 ratings
| 2,768 views
How many of you remember The Pillsbury Dough Boy? Cute ... Cuddly ... and wanted for attempted murder.
A woman in Arkansas was sitting in her car in a grocery store parking lot when she heard a loud bang. She felt a sharp pain in the back of her head. She was holding her hands behind her
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Lynn Floyd on May 4, 2001
based on 111 ratings
| 1,974 views
In February 1980, the U.S. Olympic hockey team slipped its foot into a glass slipper and walked away with a gold medal at Lake Placid, New York. Those collegians had shocked the world by upsetting the powerful Soviet team, and then they grabbed the championship from Finland while the crowd chanted,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Brian Mavis on Nov 15, 2001
based on 14 ratings
| 2,271 views
The Top 14 Upcoming Thanksgiving-Themed Movies
14> To Kill A Walking Bird
13> My Best Friend’s Dressing
12> The Texas Coleslaw Massacre
11> Casserolablanca
10> The Fabulous Baster Boys
9> 12 Hungry Men
8> Silence of the Yams
7> For Love of The Game Hen
6> I Know What You Ate Last Winter
5> All the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Alan Chandler on Jan 28, 2002
based on 23 ratings
| 3,571 views
I have every faith in my calculator’s ability to solve any math problem. However, no matter how strong my faith is, I will never get the answer until I put my faith into action and press the buttons on the calculator. (Presenters note: If you feel comfortabe using props in your presentation, bring
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Carla Powell on Mar 2, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 2,187 views
A couple weeks ago, I attended a lecture at the University of Michigan
law school sponsored by Lord of Light Lutheran Church in Ann Arbor.
The speaker was Paul Simon, formerly a senator from Illinois. He
indicated that the word "idiot" comes from Latin words that mean
’someone who does not get
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jul 17, 2002
based on 1 rating
| 1,828 views
In the movie "Forrest Gump", toward the end, Jenny goes back to her old home place that she grew up. As she & Forrest walk toward the house, she goes further & picks up rocks & throws them at the house. Eventually after breaking a window, she falls to the ground & Forrest comes & sets down on the
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 17, 2002
based on 5 ratings
| 3,194 views
FOR MY NEXT TRICK:
A 31-year-old man from Santa Cruz, Calif., was walking outside town on a date when he happened across a rattlesnake. To "impress" his gal, he picked the snake up. "The snake was mature," said a rescue worker. "It had 10 rattles," which he knew because "the victim had time to
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Tony Klinedinst on Aug 29, 2002
"Becoming all things to all people entails a giving of oneself which falls just short of compromising our Christian faith. We need to ask ourselves what is nessecary and what is sacrificable.
Imagine walking into the home of a Chinese family. If you step to the door and they ask you to remove
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Jan 24, 2003
based on 2 ratings
| 1,705 views
Getting an Outside Line
A young woman came to the welfare office to apply for social help.
The social worker told her that her husband would have to sign the papers as well.
The social worker then noticed that the young lady was looking at the telephone as if she wanted to call her husband, so
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Kevin Higgins on Mar 9, 2003
based on 71 ratings
| 4,362 views
It’s likely that if Jesus were still living among us today, He would be considered a criminal. Everyone would be mad at Him…
· The FDA for turning water into wine without a license
· The EPA for killing fig trees
· The American Medical Association for practicing medicine without a license
· The
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 1 rating
| 3,301 views
Amdrei Bitov, a Russian novelist, grew up under the atheistic Communist regime. But God got his attention one dreary day. He recalls, “In my twenty-seventh year, while riding the metro in Leningrad (now St. Petersburg) I was overcome with a despair so great that life seemed to stop at once,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Clark Tanner on Sep 19, 2003
based on 10 ratings
| 2,157 views
"I don’t know how often I still do it, but I used to smooth my moustache a lot, in a certain way. Once when Nicole was about six she accompanied my oldest daughter, Charlene, who was driving out to meet me on a country road and pick me up. When they were still at a distance they saw a man
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Orthodox
Sermon Central