Contributed by Gerald Albers on Jun 5, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 2,499 views
A frog is a cold-blooded animal. That means that he can adjust his body temperature to the temperature of this environment around him. Please kids, do not try this at home.
But you can take a frog and theoretically put him in a pot of room-temperature water and he will adjust his body temperature
...read more
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 4 ratings
| 4,484 views
READ THE STORY ABOUT A CITY SLICKER WHO WAS VISITING RELATIVES ON A FARM AND THE FARMER GAVE A WHISTLE AND HIS DOG HERDED THE CATTLE INTO THE CORRAL, THEN LATCHED THE GATE WITH HER PAW. "WOW, THAT’S SOME DOG. WHAT’S HER NAME?" SAID THE CITY BOY.
B. THE FORGETFUL FARMER THOUGHT A MINUTE, THEN
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 2,410 views
Retaliate
Pastor Ray Stedman told the story of some Americans who were stationed in Korea during the Korean War. While there, they rented a home and hired a local boy to cook and clean for them. These Americans were a bunch of jokesters, and they soon began to take advantage of the young boy’s
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 3,127 views
Dr. M. R. Dehaan is the source of this final story: The expression "face the music" is said to have originated in Japan. According to the story, one man in the imperial orchestra couldn’t play a note. Being a person of great influence and wealth, he had demanded that he be given a place in the
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 3,048 views
A little boy came back from Sunday school one morning and his father asked him:.
“Well, what did you learn?”.
The little boy replied: “How the people of Israel were kept in Egypt and used as slaves by this guy called Pharaoh.”
“Oh?” said the father. “Then what happened?”
The little boy went on
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Peter Loughman on Jun 18, 2007
I was at a conference years ago, and I found myself in this pastor’s small group discussion, a bunch of these old guys. The conversation turned to the subject of Jesus being the exclusive way to salvation (which by the way, is sound orthodox theology, clear biblical interpretation handed down for
...read more
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Peter Loughman on Jun 19, 2007
Several years ago, when I lived in San Antonio, the jr. high kids from our church were on an outing to the local lazar tag facility. When the kids arrived they were told that they were being bumped by a group of VIPs who had come to the facility just before them and so they had to wait an hour for
...read more
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Those who think Paul was exaggerating when he said, “I have been crucified with Christ, and it is no longer I who live, but it is Christ who lives in me” would do well to heed the message from an article in the New York Post this week:
’JESUS’ CRACKS COLD CASE
By LAURA ITALIANO
June 9, 2007 — The
...read more
Denomination:
Episcopal/Anglican
Contributed by Johnny Creasong on Aug 22, 2007
based on 7 ratings
| 2,134 views
A man was being tailgated by a stressed out woman on a busy boulevard.
Suddenly, the light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection.
The tailgating woman was
...read more
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Kent Kessler on Aug 30, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 2,899 views
Here is a SIGN that was posted on a BATHROOM DOOR
Attention Everyone: The Bathroom Door is Closed!
Please do not stand there and talk, whine or ask questions.
Wait until I get out.
Yes, it is locked. I want it that way.
No, it is not broken; I am not trapped.
I know I have left it unlocked, and
...read more
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Rick Stacy on Sep 17, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 2,780 views
Mike Freeman, an Elder here at MCC, shared this with me this past week. When he was finishing up his college he had an opportunity to do his internship at a really swanky resort in Missouri or to do it a children’s camp called Spring Hill in upper Michigan.
The resort was one of these all
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by D. Greg Ebie on Sep 20, 2007
based on 1 rating
| 1,585 views
But first a chance for you to laugh a little once again with my top twelve common words as redefined by parents with children.
12. DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.
11. DEFENSE: what you’d better have around the yard if you’re going to let the children play
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Contributed by Richard Goble on Nov 6, 2007
based on 11 ratings
| 5,141 views
Pursued by the Atoning Love
One evening a woman was driving home when she noticed a huge truck behind her that was driving uncomfortably close. She stepped on the gas to gain some distance from the truck, but when she sped up the truck did too. The faster she drove, the faster drove the truck.
Now
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Nov 12, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 1,167 views
A certain man told his friend that his brother was working to get his pilot’s license. His friend said, “O, that’s great!” “No, it wasn’t great because the engine caught fire.” “Oh, that’s terrible,” said his friend. “No, it wasn’t terrible because he had a parachute.” “Oh, that’s good,”
...read more
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Richard Goble on Nov 16, 2007
based on 15 ratings
| 2,741 views
In the small town we lived in, the volunteer fire department’s telephone was answered by the policeman on duty, who would in turn sound the fire whistle to rally the volunteers to duty. One Saturday morning my father, the town chief of police, had just come on duty when the fire department phone
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 4 ratings
| 887 views
Mark was a 10 year old boy who never misbehaved or caused problems at school. But unfortunately he never made very good grades in spelling.
One day during a spelling test he was tempted to copy off of Jane, who always made straight “A’s” in spelling. Even though Mark was a Christian, and knew
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central