Contributed by Daniel Haas on Jan 5, 2009
based on 1 rating
| 1,037 views
Once you start divorcing you are more likely to stick with. A first marriage has a 41 percent chance of being divorced, for second marriages it
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Congregational
based on 1 rating
| 1,273 views
One Bible Scholar said "Christianity is not only about taking a person to Heaven, it is also ABOUT
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
*other
Contributed by A. Todd Coget on Jan 3, 2003
based on 30 ratings
| 6,588 views
IF I CAN'T BE GOOD ENOUGH...
Little Billy, caught in mischief, was asked by his mother, "How do you expect to get into heaven?"
He thought for a moment and then said, "Well, I’ll just run in and out and keep slamming the door until
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Mark Hensley on Oct 18, 2000
based on 215 ratings
| 4,265 views
*The captain of the ship looked into the dark night and saw faint lights in the distance. Immediately he told his signalman to send a message" "Alter your course 10 degrees south." Promptly a return message was received: "Alter your course 10 degrees north."
The captain was angered; his command had
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Jim Kane on Jul 16, 2001
based on 62 ratings
| 3,388 views
In his introductory notes to the book of Romans Chuck Swindoll says "when the late Donald Barnhouse began his ministry at Tenth Street Presbyterian Church in Philadelphia, he stepped into the pulpit the first Sunday morning and preached from the first verse of Romans 1. He arrived the second
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Mark Umbehagen on Aug 23, 2001
based on 263 ratings
| 3,408 views
A husband and his wife woke up one Sunday morning and the wife dressed for church.
It was just about time for the service when she noticed her husband hadn’t moved a finger toward getting dressed.
Perplexed, she asked, “Why aren’t you getting dressed for church?”
He said, “Cause I don’t want to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Fred Sigle on Nov 9, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 2,612 views
A minister decided that a VISUAL DEMONSTRATION would add EMPHASIS to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate JARS. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Charles Newman on Aug 10, 2007
based on 8 ratings
| 2,664 views
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Chuck Sligh on Apr 14, 2011
PROOF OF WHO HE IS
This reminds me of the three lunatics in an insane asylum: The first lunatic said to the second, "Did you know that I'm Napoleon Bonaparte?"
Indignantly, the second lunatic replied, "I beg your pardon! It just so happens that I am Napoleon Bonaparte!"
The first one said, "Oh
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central