In Sermon Illustrations: "Take Off"

In Canada It Is Possible To Go Camping Hundreds ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 22, 2002

In Canada it is possible to go camping hundreds of miles away from any city or town. If it is a cloudy night, and there is no phosphorus in the area, the blackness is total. A hand held three inches from your face cannot be seen. But if there is a city nearby, perhaps a hundred miles away, the ...read more

I Tried Counting Backwards, I Tried Counting ...  PRO

Contributed by Dana Chau on Dec 2, 2002

I tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep. The leftovers beckoned-- the dark meat and white, But I fought the temptation with all of my might. Tossing and turning with anticipation, The thought of a snack became infatuation. So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door And gazed at ...read more

Tags: Thanksgiving Holiday

Denomination: *other

One Winter Day In 1975 We Were Diving On An ...  PRO

Contributed by Tom Doubt on Jul 15, 2003

One winter day in 1975 we were diving on an American submarine, USS Bass, off Montauk Point, LI. At a dept of 165 feet the visibility was not good. My dive partner became disoriented and wanted to return to the surface. He wanted to go up, but in his confusion, was trying to pull himself down ...read more

Tags: Evangelism The Lost, God's Provision

Denomination: Baptist

The Queen Mary Was The Largest Ship To Cross The ...

Contributed by Donnie Martin on Jul 27, 2003

The Queen Mary was the largest ship to cross the oceans when it was launched in 1936. Through four decades and a World War she served until she was retired, anchored as a floating hotel and museum in Long Beach, California. During the conversion, her three massive smokestacks were taken off to be ...read more

Tags: Sin Wages Of

Denomination: Baptist

The Turkey  PRO

Contributed by George Rennau on Nov 23, 2003

The turkey shot out of the oven and rocketed into the air, it knocked every plate off the table and partly demolished a chair. It ricocheted into a corner and burst with a deafening boom, then splattered all over the kitchen, completely obscuring the room. It stuck to the walls and the ...read more

Tags: Thanksgiving Holiday

Denomination: Assembly Of God

I Was Riding With A Friend In Mexico And A Police ...

Contributed by Charles Salmon on Sep 5, 2004

I was riding with a friend in Mexico and a police car signaled us to pull over. We weren’t doing anything wrong and instant hostility and fear filled our minds. As it turned out, a policeman wanted to tell us the licence plate was about to come off our truck. One police officer came to my side of ...read more

Tags: God's Provision, God The Father

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

My Grandfather Smith Used To Like To Tell The ...

Contributed by Timothy Smith on Jan 8, 2005

My Grandfather Smith used to like to tell the story of how he dated my Grandmother "to be" in a horse and buggy. He would drop Mabel Lake off at her house, then he would head the horse for home. He would lay the reigns over the front of the buggy and lay back. Most of the time he would go to sleep. ...read more

Tags: Examples Of Faith

Denomination: Christian Church

Grizzly Pun  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 20, 2003

Grizzly Pun One day in the forest, three animals were discussing who among them was the most powerful. "I am," said the hawk, "because I can fly and swoop down swiftly at my prey." "That’s nothing," said the mountain lion, "I am not only fleet, but I have powerful teeth and claws." "I am the ...read more

Tags: God's Omnipotence

Life Lesson:  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 20, 2003

LIFE LESSON: Jaime Rodriguez, a schoolteacher in Chicago, Ill., was named as the worst offender on the city’s list of employees with unpaid parking tickets. After checking into things, he discovered it was actually his 26-year-old son, also named Jaime, who had run up $11,040 in unpaid tickets. ...read more

Tags: Parenting

Isa 57:20-21 "…the Wicked Are Like The Tossing ...

Contributed by Doane Brubaker on Jun 28, 2007

Isa 57:20-21 “…the wicked are like the tossing sea, which cannot rest… God says, ‘There is no peace for the wicked.’" After a family dinner one Sunday afternoon my dad and uncles were sitting around the living room talking politics. Uncle Walter kept dozing off and dad would tickle his ear with ...read more

Denomination: Mennonite

What Are We Voting For?

Contributed by Dan Thompkins on Jan 11, 2008

WHAT ARE WE VOTING FOR? A parishioner had dozed off to sleep during the morning service. “Will all who want to go to heaven, please stand?” the pastor asked.” – All stood, except the sleeping parishioner. After they sat, the pastor continued, “Well, will all who want to go to the other place ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 5:29-30, Mark 9:43-48

Tags: Death, Heaven, Salvation

Denomination: Pentecostal

Big John Coming To Town: New Man Made Bartender ...

Contributed by Guy Mcgraw on Jan 21, 2008

BIG JOHN COMING TO TOWN: New man made bartender and warned by owner, ‘If you hear Big John is coming drop everything and run for your life’. Months later a white faced cowhand ran in yelling, ‘Big John is coming to town’. Before the bartender could run into the saloon can a huge man riding a ...read more

Joyless Christians

Contributed by C Jordan on Apr 22, 2008

JOYLESS CHRISTIANS A little girl once went to visit her grandmother in the country. Things were fine until Sunday. This lady went to a very old-fashioned church that kept the Sabbath by forbidding all work, fun, playing. The little girl woke up Sunday and started right off playing and laughing, ...read more

Tags: Joy

Denomination: *other

Being Subjected To Extended Aloneness Kills The ...

Contributed by Davon Huss on May 6, 2008

Being subjected to extended aloneness kills the spirit, introduces insanity, and destroys a person. Senator and former Vietnam POW John McCain describes the elation he experienced when he was reunited with fellow prisoners after a horribly long and brutal separation: "I was overwhelmed by the ...read more

Tags: Church Small Groups

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Let Me Give You Another Example Of How God Is On ...

Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on Jan 19, 2009

Let me give you another example of how God is on the move. Haiti is a state that made a pact with the devil three hundred years. It is renown as a centre of witchcraft, voodoo and satanic worship. In 1991 Christians went to the most traditional satanic voodoo field in Haiti and were "violent in ...read more

Tags: Evangelism The Lost

Denomination: Anglican

A U.s. Soldier Shot By A Sniper In Iraq Back In ...

Contributed by Rev Dr Randall M Deal Sr on Mar 29, 2009

A U.S. soldier shot by a sniper in Iraq back in August 2007 said his pocket-sized Bible tucked in his shirt saved his life by stopping a bullet near his heart. 22 year old Pfc. Brendon Schweigart was helping retrieve a tank in Iraq when he was hit by a sniper’s bullet. Schweigart said the bullet ...read more

Tags: Bible Influence

Denomination: Baptist

Falling Asleep In Church

Contributed by Johnny Creasong on Apr 22, 2009

FALLING ASLEEP IN CHURCH Please don't think I'm complaining about folks who fall asleep in church. I understand some people can’t help it. I am convinced that some people fall asleep in church during the sermon because their have a physical ailment. Some folk must have a snooze button attached at ...read more

Tags: Preaching

Denomination: Church Of God

A Shipwrecked Man Managed To Reach An Uninhabited ...

Contributed by Bradley Kellum on Aug 11, 2009

A shipwrecked man managed to reach an uninhabited island. There, to protect himself against the elements and to safeguard the few possessions he had salvaged, he painstakingly built a little hut from which he constantly and prayerfully scanned the horizon for the approach of a ship. Returning one ...read more

Tags: Sacrifice, Sacrifices

Denomination: Baptist

In December 1903, After Many Attempts, The Wright ...

Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Dec 21, 2009

In December 1903, after many attempts, the Wright brothers were successful in getting their "flying machine" off the ground. Thrilled, they telegraphed this message to their sister Katherine: "We have actually flown 120 feet. Will be home for Christmas." • Katherine hurried to the editor of the ...read more

Tags: Christmas

Denomination: Independent/Bible

Kunta Kinte

Contributed by Gregg Bitter on Jan 25, 2010

Kunta Kinte Our greatest sin is trying to deal with our sin-guilt by some form of denial. These various forms of denial think that we can escape and run away from our guilt. We imagine that freedom is within our power. Kunta Kinte tried to escape. He tried to mentally escape by refusing to ...read more

Tags: Guilt

Denomination: Lutheran