based on 7 ratings
| 2,951 views
Humor Illustration: CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL!!
Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time - The period between Sunday school and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer - Those who do
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Sermon Central on May 16, 2002
based on 30 ratings
| 1,449 views
TILL DEATH DO US PART
In his address to the 1997 graduation class at East Stroudsburg University, U.S. Senator Rick Santorum told a story seemingly unrelated to the usual commencement speeches about success and happiness. This is the story:
A Baptist preacher in South Carolina wanted nothing
...read more
based on 29 ratings
| 2,963 views
CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL!!
Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time - The period between Sunday school and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Richard White on Sep 13, 2003
based on 16 ratings
| 2,655 views
There once was a woman who really felt she had nothing to share with or give to God and his people. During the services she would sit, sing softly to herself, pray to herself, engage in little small talk afterward. On Sunday the preacher gave a message on Expressions of Gratitude. When she went
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Feb 10, 2004
based on 1 rating
| 2,379 views
Our congregation hosted a Red Cross blood drive on a recent Sunday morning that started before and continued during our various assemblies. I tried to give blood before the worship assembly. They rejected my offer! I had to answer a long series of questions about personal health, relationships,
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Jul 5, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 1,032 views
There is a story of a frontier settlement in the West whose people were engaged in the lumbering business. The town wanted a church, so they built one and called a minister. The preacher was well received until one day he happened to see some of his parishioners clawing onto the bank some logs that
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by C. Philip Green on Sep 23, 2010
In the story of Pollyanna, there is a woman who runs the town. She’s not the mayor and doesn’t even sit on the city council. It’s just that she has inherited a tremendous amount of money from her father, and she has a controlling interest in all the major businesses in town. As a result, no one
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
Pam and her husband Bob were serving as missionaries to the Philippines and praying for a fifth child. Pam contracted amoebic dysentery, an infection of the intestine caused by a parasite found in contaminated food or drink.
She went into a coma and was treated with strong antibiotics before they
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Paul Humphrey on Nov 8, 2006
How many of you all want to go to heaven? I recall the story of a preacher asking that question to his congregation one Sunday morning, and everyone but one older lady in the back raised their hands. After the service he asked the woman why she didn’t raise her hand. “Don’t you
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
United Methodist
ONE FULL HOUR
Mark McCormack, author of What They Don’t Teach You at Harvard Business School, says that he spends a full hour each day deciding how to invest the other twenty-three hours. If we will take time out of each day to bring our worries to God, and seek his guidance for every
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Paul Collins on Sep 7, 2009
based on 1 rating
| 4,366 views
DAD'S ALARM
A father wrote about what happened when his son David was about five years old. They attended a church where it was common for the preacher to invite children to the front for a special sermon. On one particular morning, he brought up a smoke detector and asked the children if anyone
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Perry Greene on Nov 14, 2012
based on 3 ratings
| 1,465 views
WHO FLATTERS THE KING
Francois Fenelon was the court clergy for King Louis XIV of France in the 17th century. One Sunday when the king and his attendants arrived at the chapel for the regular service, no one else was there but the preacher. King Louis demanded, "What does this mean?"
Fenelon
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
based on 1 rating
| 2,963 views
Warren Wiersbe, "Preaching must be marked by three elements: conviction, warning, and appeal ("reprove, rebuke, exhort").
To quote an old rule of preachers, "He should afflict the comfortable and comfort the afflicted."
If there is conviction but no remedy, we add to
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Robert Marsh on Mar 22, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 31,149 views
Most of us are familiar with this song – it’s the theme from the television show Friends. But have you ever caught the lyrics to the song? They read, in part:
So no one told you life was gonna be this way
Your job’s a joke, you’re broke, your love life’s D.O.A.
It’s like you’re always stuck in
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Sermon Central