Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 7, 2002
based on 8 ratings
| 3,166 views
There was a very poor man down in West Texas in the 1930s who barely made a living on a very poor sheep farm around Odessa and Midland. His name was E. L. Yates and he was so poor that he was contemplating bankruptcy and allowing the bank to repossess his farm. He was constantly worrying about how
...read more
Scripture:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Ed Wood on Jun 7, 2002
based on 32 ratings
| 1,243 views
We are sometimes like the man who was eating Limburger cheese and got it in his mustache. He first stated that the room smelled rotten. Then the front porch, he then stepped out into the yard and exclaimed, “The whole world is
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Mike Dubose on Jun 10, 2002
based on 6 ratings
| 2,198 views
A fortune-teller studied the hand of a young man & told him, “You will be poor & very unhappy until you are 37-years old…” The young man said, “Well after that, what will happen? Will I be rich & happy?” The
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Melvin Newland on Jul 2, 2002
based on 40 ratings
| 6,903 views
A man flew into Chicago & hired a taxi to take him downtown. As he was riding along they came to a red light & the driver went right on through the red light.
The man said, "Hey, the light was red. You’re supposed to stop." The driver said, "Yeah, I know, but my brother does it all the
...read more
Scripture:
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Robert Leroe on Jul 5, 2002
based on 44 ratings
| 1,801 views
A minister was visiting an elderly man, who’d been a Christian for most of his long life. The minister remarked, “Well sir, after keeping the faith for so long, you must feel pretty confident of holding out to the end.” The gentleman replied, “It’s not a matter of me
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Congregational
Contributed by Steve Malone on Jul 23, 2002
based on 6 ratings
| 2,094 views
A man went into a restaurant and ordered 2 full meals, the waitress said, “You must be hungry” He said, “no one’s for my brother,” and he pulled out of his pocket this little guy about 5 inches tall.
She said, “Is he real?”
“Sure”
“Can he walk?”
He said, “Hey Jake go get me that
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Sermon Central on Aug 29, 2002
The man who simply drifts into success in any field of human activity is almost as rare as the ship that drifts aimlessly into a safe harbor.
John Milton Gregory, The Seven Laws of
...read more
based on 37 ratings
| 976 views
Picture a man departing from Cincinnati on his way to San Francisco, turning his car toward the east instead of the west. He realizes his mistake, but does not want to turn around; and so, in spite of regrets and resolutions and protestations that he wants to go to the Pacific coast, he one day
...read more
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Dan Cormie on Oct 25, 2002
based on 3 ratings
| 1,532 views
The young man was feeling very proud of himself. As a brand-new college graduate he had taken the C.P.A. Exams & passed with flying colors. Now he was a full-fledged Certified Public Accountant.
His father had been an immigrant to the U.S., & now owned his own little business. Filled with
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Mennonite
Contributed by Guy Mcgraw on Oct 27, 2002
based on 4 ratings
| 4,107 views
A Proud young man walked into a room looking for his friend. He passed two blond young women near the door who looked him over then looked at each other and said and the same time ‘NINE’. The prideful young man puffed out his chest and drew a big smile on his face then walked over to his waiting
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Andrew Chan on Oct 24, 2002
based on 10 ratings
| 4,124 views
A man stood on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night was rolling and no cars passed. The storm was so strong, he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly he saw a car come towards him and stop.
The guy, without thinking about it, got
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
Contributed by Tim Zingale on Nov 4, 2002
based on 9 ratings
| 2,192 views
A young man applied for a job as a farm hand. When asked for his qualifications, he said, "I can sleep when the wind blows."
This puzzled the farmer, but he took a liking to the young man and hired him.
A few days later, the farmer and his wife were awakened in the night by a violent storm.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Lutheran
Contributed by Paul Fritz on Jun 11, 2001
based on 13 ratings
| 2,309 views
A man fell off a cliff, but managed to grab a tree limb on the way down. The following conversation ensued:
"Is anyone up there?"
"I am here. I am the Lord. Do you believe me?"
"Yes, Lord, I believe. I really believe, but I can’t hang on much longer."
"That’s all right, if you really believe
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Clyde Grimes on Dec 28, 2002
based on 52 ratings
| 2,795 views
A Native American and a white man were deeply moved by the same sermon. That very night the Native American received Jesus as his Savior, but for days the white man refused to accept Christ. At last he, too, repented and enjoyed the sweet peace of having his sins forgiven. Later he asked his
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian Missionary Alliance
based on 12 ratings
| 1,700 views
THE THUMB ALLOWS MAN A PRIVILEGE MANY OTHER OF GOD’S CREATION DO NOT HAVE!
The thumb is normally the thickest digit on a human hand and is analogous in position to the big toe.
The thumb differs from man’s other digits, in that it only has two phalanges, thus it is permitted greater
freedom of
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Assembly Of God
Sermon Central