Contributed by Tony Searles on Jul 25, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    10% of church members cannot be found?
20% of church members never attend church
25% admit that they never pray
35% admit that they do not read their Bibles
40% admit that they never contribute to the church?tithe or offering
60% never give to missions
70% never assume responsibility within the
                    
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                    Contributed by Matthew Kratz on Nov 10, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    ILLUSTRATION : Unity: Members of the body of Christ are truly dependant on one another.
Three Indonesian mothers, Eti , Rebekka, and Ratna, were imprisoned two years ago for teaching Muslim children in their Sunday School. 
Prison was shocking, discouraging and very hard at first. One of the women
                    
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                    Contributed by Richard Goble on Nov 25, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    “Encouraging” The New Members
“Bill and Sue” had recently moved into the city, and had been visiting our church for several weeks. They made friends quickly, and possessed a variety of gifts and talents that would enhance the ministries of our church. Within a short time they decided that God would
                    
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                    "EVERY MEMBER IS A SINNER"
There's a worn-out story about the preacher who was getting fired-up in his sermon.  He thundered, "Every member of this church is a sinner!"  When he hollered this a second time for emphasis, there was a man on the back row who had a broad smile come across his face. 
                    
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                    I was a member of THE YOUNG AND RESTLESS in THE GENERAL HOSPITAL   in the city of DALLAS. I was waiting to see THE DOCTORS. They told me I was at THE EDGE OF NIGHT, my condition was very serious. Suddenly, I realized I had just ... ONE LIFE TO LIVE.  I wanted to see ALL MY CHILDREN before I entered
                    
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                    Contributed by Tom Lovorn on Jun 9, 2003
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A preacher was requested by family members to visit a man in a mental institution who thought he was Jesus.  When the preacher introduced himself, the man replied, "Bless you, my son."  The preacher asked if he were Jesus and he replied that he was.  So, the preacher excused himself and said he
                    
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                    Contributed by Judah Thomas on May 15, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One day it occurred to the members of the body that they were doing all the work and that the belly was having all the food. So they held a meeting and after a long discussion decided to strike work until the belly consented to take its proper share of the work. So for a day or two the hands
                    
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                    Contributed by Scott Bradford on Nov 15, 2002
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr., was a member of the U.S. Supreme Court for 30 years. At one point in his life, Justice Holmes explained his choice of a career by saying: "I might have entered the ministry if certain clergymen I knew had not looked and acted so much like undertakers." So where is the
                    
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                    Someone has estimated that the average member of the church has heard 6,000 sermons, 8,000 congregational songs and led zero people to Jesus Christ! 
Here is the way the problem stacks up in a Church with 200 members: 
20 are too old to work, that leaves 180 left to work, 
but of the rest, 18 are
                    
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                    Contributed by Paul Wallace on Aug 24, 2004
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A member of Alcoholics Anonymous once sent columnist Ann Landers the following: 
	1. We drank for happiness and became unhappy. 
We drank for joy and became miserable. 
We drank for sociability and became argumentative. 
We drank for sophistication and became obnoxious. 
We drank for friendship and
                    
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