based on 29 ratings
| 3,279 views
CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL!!
Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time - The period between Sunday school and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer - Those who do not sing, pray, work,
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Contributed by Kevin Higgins on Feb 15, 2003
based on 42 ratings
| 2,612 views
In 1928 a group of the world’s most successful financiers met at the Edgewater Beach Hotel in Chicago. The following were present: The president of the largest utility company, The greatest wheat speculator, The president of the New York Stock Exchange, A member of the President’s Cabinet, The
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
based on 32 ratings
| 1,592 views
We have a famous poem on our kitchen wall. Let me read it to you:
One night a man had a dream.
He dreamed he was walking along the beach with the Lord. Across the sky flashed scenes from his life. For each scene he noticed two sets of footprints in the sand; one belonged to him, and the other to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Anglican
Contributed by Denn Guptill on Apr 7, 2003
based on 8 ratings
| 5,967 views
In 1912, 39 year old, Rev. John Harper a Scottish preacher was making a transatlantic trip to preach at the Moody Church in Chicago. As fate would have it the vessel he choice was the Titanic. We all know the story about the disaster but do you know the story of John Harper? Harper like many
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Jonathan Busch on Apr 13, 2003
based on 4 ratings
| 2,571 views
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello."
WOMAN: "Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes."
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Jim Kane on Nov 10, 2003
based on 3 ratings
| 1,721 views
Well will I remember the graciousness of a camp director that I worked with 23 years ago who showed gentleness in a moment when certainly did not feel gracious. It was the last night of this particular camp and one of my campers headed barefoot to the bathroom in the middle of the night and cut him
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Church Of God
Contributed by Ian Johnson on Dec 1, 2003
based on 1 rating
| 1,938 views
Mary a Fijian woman in the Island of Vanua Levu was SO sick that she could no longer walk
But her husband carried her to the bus and they were heading for a local witch doctor in the
Last desperate hope that she could be made well. They had to change bus at the cross roads near the village
I was
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Andrew Chan on Feb 26, 2004
based on 8 ratings
| 1,469 views
Scott D. Campbell writing in The Globe and Mail (2/26/04) had this to say:
I have been following the controversy over Mel Gibson’s film The Passion of the Christ with interest, so I was anxious to read Rick Groen’s review of the film (The Greatest Gory Ever Told -- Feb. 25). Mr. Gibson’s stated
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical Free
Contributed by Sermon Central on Mar 29, 2004
based on 5 ratings
| 1,620 views
Unfortunately, my wife’s car broke down so she took it to the mechanic who leant her the garage's loan car. One rainy Saturday morning she was driving past a local supermarket when she saw an old woman. She was surrounded by shopping and indicating to my wife to pull over. When my wife stopped the
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Steve Malone on Apr 20, 2004
based on 16 ratings
| 3,193 views
AGAIN – so much of what Jesus teaches is just nuts according to the world… he taught THAT…
• The way up is down
• The way in is out
• The way first is last
• The way of success is service
• The way of attainment is relinquishment
• The way of strength is weakness
• The way of security is
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Jeff Simms on Sep 27, 2004
In a sermon by Ken Hemphill, former President of the Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary he tells of a Sunday evening after church. He stopped by a pizza parlor on the way home from church. While waiting for the pizza, he went next store to a grocery store and there got a carton of milk.
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Shawn Rose on Nov 28, 2004
based on 3 ratings
| 1,682 views
One of the all-time greats in baseball was Babe Ruth. His bat had the power of a cannon, and his record of 714 home runs remained unbroken until Hank Aaron came along. The Babe was the idol of sports fans, but in time age took its toll, and his popularity began to wane. Finally the Yankees traded
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Baptist
Contributed by Bruce Howell on Jun 19, 2001
based on 80 ratings
| 3,121 views
Illus.: “The Human Fly” (pp.18,19, A Treasury of Inspirational Illustrations, Earl C. Willer)
Some years ago, a so-called “human fly” went to Los Angeles. It was announced that on a certain day he would climb up the face of one of the large department store buildings. Thousands gathered to
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Wesleyan
Contributed by Davon Huss on Aug 13, 2001
based on 95 ratings
| 2,101 views
Six humans trapped by happenstance in bleak and bitter cold, Each one possessed a stick of wood, or so the story goes. Their dying fire in need of logs, The first man held his back, For on the faces around the fire He noticed one was black. The next man looking across the way Saw one not of his
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
Contributed by Jim Luthy on Aug 17, 2001
based on 103 ratings
| 2,722 views
It was a regular work day. There were 6 of us in a room—myself, two other men, and three women. One of the guys was talking about his vacation when one of the women handed him a knife and he stabbed me, right in the lower abdomen. The last thing I remembered before I passed out was the
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
based on 7 ratings
| 3,288 views
Humor Illustration: CHRISTIAN FOOTBALL!!
Quarterback Sneak - Church members quietly leaving during the invitation.
Draw Play - What many children do with the bulletin during worship.
Half-time - The period between Sunday school and worship when many choose to leave.
Benchwarmer - Those who do
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Evangelical/Non-Denominational
Sermon Central