In Sermon Illustrations: "Easter Egg Hunt"

Mark Twain Was A Brilliant Writer Who Used His ...

Contributed by Chris Willis on Oct 23, 2007

Mark Twain was a brilliant writer who used his fair share of idioms, and he used our idiom this morning when he wrote Pudd’nhead Wilson in 1894. This is what he wrote, Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" which is but a manner of saying, "Scatter your money and your ...read more

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Humpty Dumpty

Contributed by Roger Hasselquist on Sep 18, 2021

I am sure that you all know the nursery rhyme about Humpty Dumpty. I think you can all say it with me. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the king’s horses and all the king’s men Couldn’t put Humpty together again. So what was Humpty Dumpty? Everybody knows ...read more

Scripture: Romans 5:12

Tags: Redemption, The Fall

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Walking On Water  PRO

Contributed by Mark Brunner on Nov 20, 2005

A man read an ad in the newspaper, “Hunting dog for sale, $2,500.00, but well worth it.” He called the number and the man told him that he had to see the dog in action. The next morning they met and went hunting early. The dog flushed two birds from a clump of bushes and when they fell into the ...read more

Scripture: Numbers 16:13-14

Tags: Dealing With Conflicts

Denomination: Lutheran

The Rich Family In Church  PRO

Contributed by Rick Stacy on Jan 29, 2006

The Rich Family in Church by Eddie Ogan I’ll never forget Easter 1946. I was 14, my little sister Ocy was 12 and my older sister Darlene was 16. We lived at home with our mother, and the four of us knew what it was to do without many things. My dad had died five years before, leaving Mom with ...read more

Scripture: 1 Timothy 6:17-19

Tags: Giving, Giving General, Tithe, Sacrifice

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

Do You Fear What You Need Not Fear?

Contributed by Sermon Central on May 11, 2012

DO YOU FEAR WHAT YOU NEED NOT FEAR? A friend told me a story of some hunting dogs that he had. They were good hunting dogs that he used when he went to hunt pigs in the mountains. He shared however, that the dogs, as tough as they were, were deathly afraid of chickens. I couldn’t believe it, so I ...read more

Scripture: Hebrews 2:14-18

Tags: Satan

Contagious Anger

Contributed by Sermon Central on Mar 12, 2009

CONTAGIOUS ANGER Baseball coach Billy Martin told about hunting trip he had in Texas with baseball legend Mickey Mantle. Mickey had a friend who would let them hunt on his ranch. When they reached the ranch, Mickey told Billy to wait in the car while he checked in with his friend. Mantle’s friend ...read more

Scripture: Proverbs 22:24

Tags: Anger

Enjoy The Little You Have While The Fool Is ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

Enjoy the little you have while the fool is ...read more

Tags: Joy

A Daughter Complained To Her Father About How ...  PRO

Contributed by John Williams Iii on Aug 11, 2004

“A daughter complained to her father about how hard things were for her. "As soon as I solve one problem," she said, "another one comes up. I’m tired of struggling." Her father, a chef, took her to the kitchen where he filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon ...read more

Tags: God In The Hardships, Human Body

Denomination: United Methodist

Communion: In Remembrance

Contributed by Gene Gregory on Aug 11, 2012

COMMUNION: IN REMEMBRANCE A man was working in his backyard one day, when his neighbor began talking to him over the fence. He said, "Yeah, my wife and I went to one of those seminars yesterday, you know, where they teach you ways to improve your memory and such." His neighbor commented, ...read more

Scripture: James 1:19-21, James 1:19

Tags: Lord's Supper

Denomination: Baptist

Story: According To An Ancient Russian Orthodox ...  PRO

Contributed by Revd. Martin Dale on Apr 5, 2008

Story: According to an ancient Russian Orthodox tradition, the day before Easter was devoted to telling jokes. Priests would join the people in telling their best jokes to one another. (presumably “clean” jokes!!) The reason was to reflect the joke God pulled on the devil in the ...read more

Scripture: Proverbs 1:26

Denomination: Anglican

The Key To Everything Is Patience. You Get The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the ...read more

Tags: Peace

Some People Think That Doctors And Nurses Can ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

Some people think that doctors and nurses can put scrambled ...read more

Tags: Human Body

If You Turn The Imagination Loose Like A ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 12, 2007

"If you turn the imagination loose like a hunting dog, it will return ...read more

Tags: Thought

The Learning Channel (You Know, The Other Tlc), ...  PRO

Contributed by Jim Luthy on Jan 29, 2002

The Learning Channel (you know, the other TLC), has a show that airs on Wednesday nights called "Junkyard Wars." Have you seen it? This is how they describe their show on their web site: "If you locked Tim Allen, Mad Max and Monty Python in a garage, you’d end up with Junkyard Wars — the ...read more

Tags: God's Provision, God's Forgiveness, Promises Of God

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Do Not Conform Any Longer To The Pattern Of This ...

Contributed by Doane Brubaker on Aug 28, 2007

"Do not conform any longer to the pattern of this world, but be transformed by the renewing of your mind. Then you will be able to test and approve what God’s will is — his good, pleasing and perfect will (Rom 12:2, NIV). The word we translate "transformed" is metamorfousthe. Does that sound ...read more

Scripture: Luke 16:19-31

Denomination: Mennonite

Writing Doesnt Require Drive. Its Like Saying A ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

Writing doesnt require drive. Its like saying a chicken has to ...read more

Tags: Books And Literature

We Must Come To Love The Christian Life, Or We ...

Contributed by Charles Wallis on Feb 3, 2009

"We must come to love the Christian life, or we will never come to live the ...read more

Tags: Christian Disciplines

Denomination: Pentecostal

This Recipe Is Certainly Silly. It Says To ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesnt ...read more

Tags: Addiction

How Deer Become Thirsty

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Jan 30, 2020

There are 2 times when a deer develops tremendous thirst - one is when he is running from danger, the other is when he is facing an opponent in combat. When he is hunted, he will take to the river and stay submerged as long as he can hold his breath. He will then swim downstream in the middle so ...read more

Scripture: Matthew 5:1-12, Psalm 42:2

Tags: Psalms, Worship, Deer, Hungry For God, Longing For God, Thirsting For God  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Since January 22, 1973 When The Supreme Court ...

Contributed by Timothy Smith on Jan 29, 2005

Since January 22, 1973 when the Supreme Court legalized abortion on demand there have been over 53 million abortions. One out of every three pregnancies end in the killing of the unborn baby. More unborn lives have been snuffed out than 10 times the number of Americans lost in all our wars. And ...read more

Tags: Abortion

Denomination: Christian Church