In Sermon Illustrations: "Drunk"

Baptizing A Drunk  PRO

Contributed by Paul Wallace on Oct 12, 2005

BAPTIZING A DRUNK A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water and bumped into the preacher. The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, asked the drunk, ...read more

Scripture: Acts 1:8

Tags: Peace, Peanut Butter, People, Others, Lose, Loser, Love, Knowledge, Love Heart, Mistakes, Kids, Shortcut, Prayer, Storm, Time Is At Hand, Transformation, Trial, Tribulation, Succeed, Success, Successful, Witness, Finding God, Baptism, Accept Jesus, Children, Child  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Wesleyan

A Drunk Stumbles Into A Baptismal Service On ...

Contributed by C Jordan on Jul 26, 2008

A drunk stumbles into a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the preacher. The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am." The ...read more

Tags: Evangelism How To

Denomination: *other

A Drunk Stumbled Along A Baptismal Service On ...  PRO

Contributed by Jeff Strite on May 8, 2001

A drunk stumbled along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeded to walk down into the water and stood next to the Preacher. The minister turned and noticed the old drunk and said, "Mister, Are you ready to find Jesus?" The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, Preacher. ...read more

Tags: Baptism

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

When Attendees At A Drunk-Driving "Awareness ...  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Sep 21, 2001

When attendees at a drunk-driving "awareness picnic" saw a woman being given a field sobriety test by police, they gathered around to watch the "demonstration." It wasn’t a demonstration: a police officer saw Linda M. Harris, 53, the coordinator of the Dona Ana County (N.M.) drunken-driving ...read more

Drunk Asks Priest About The Cause Of ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Nov 11, 2009

Drunk Asks Priest About the Cause of Arthritis Sometimes our words can get us into trouble. A man who smelled like a brewery flopped on a seat at a bus stop next to a priest. The man’s shirt was stained, clothes messy, and a half empty bottle of wine was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He ...read more

Scripture: Luke 4:14-30

Tags: Wages Of Sin, Sin Wages Of

Two Things A Man Cannot Hide: That He Is Drunk, ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"Two things a man cannot hide: that he is drunk, and ...read more

Tags: Addiction

If You Give A Street Drunk A Bottle Of Expensive ...  PRO

Contributed by Tommy Ellis on Jun 2, 2002

If you give a street drunk a bottle of expensive alcohol, he will appreciate it the same as he would a cheap bottle of booze. Why? He does not know what he has. Likewise, whoever eats and drinks the Lord’s Supper ...read more

Tags: Lord's Supper

Denomination: Pentecostal

It Takes Only One Drink To Get Me Drunk. The ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if its the ...read more

Tags: Addiction

What Is Said When Drunk Has Been Thought Out ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

What is said when drunk has been thought ...read more

Tags: Addiction

The True Story Is Told Of Two Drunks Who Were ...  PRO

Contributed by Ethan Muse on Apr 2, 2004

The true story is told of two drunks who were sitting in a bar late one night and having an argument about who had the best wife. As they were arguing, the first drunk decides to prove that his wife is the best, so he invites his friend home with him. They arrived at the house at 1:00 in the ...read more

Scripture: Ephesians 5:22-24

Tags: Marriage Obligations

Denomination: Seventh-Day Adventist

Always Do Sober What You Said Youd Do Drunk. ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

Always do sober what you said youd do drunk. That will teach you ...read more

Tags: Addiction

Billy Graham Told Of An Old Drunk Who Gave Up ...

Contributed by Bob Marcaurelle on May 4, 2007

Billy Graham told of an old drunk who gave up alcohol. Every day, on the way to work, he would hitch his horse by a saloon, walk to the door, take a big sniff, and say, “I don’t need this any more.” Billy said if he kept doing that, the day would come when, in a weak moment, he would walk back into ...read more

Denomination: Baptist

Abraham Lincoln's Bodyguard Was In The Bar Drinking

Contributed by Dr. Larry Petton on Aug 21, 2023

John Parker was seated outside the president’s box, in the passageway beside the door. From where he sat, Parker couldn’t see the stage, so after Lincoln and his guests settled in, he moved to the first gallery to enjoy the play. Later, Parker committed an even greater folly: At intermission, he ...read more

Scripture: Proverbs 20:1, Ephesians 5:18

Tags: Alcholism, Murder, Wine, Alcohol, Drunk, Drinking, American History  (view more)  (view less)

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

The Idea That The People Were Lost And Didn't ...

Contributed by Rick Bezanson on Jul 12, 2008

The idea that the people were lost and didn't know their way reminds me of a story of a drunk man who came home and his wife put him to bed. She was a very saintly woman and she said, "John do you want me to pray for you?" "Yes," he says. "Dear Lord, I pray for my husband ...read more

Tags: Addiction

Denomination: Lutheran

Looking For Answers  PRO

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 7, 2009

LOOKING FOR ANSWERS Sometimes we look in the wrong places to find answers. The story is told of a drunk who was seen by a police officer looking for something. The drunk was down on his hands and knees and explained in slurred speech to the police officer that he was looking for his wallet. The ...read more

Scripture: 2 Timothy 3:16-17, 2 Timothy 3:16-17

Tags: Bible Truth

A Missionary To Japan Told A Story Of When He Was ...

Contributed by Jay Winters on Dec 27, 2007

A missionary to Japan told a story of when he was riding a train one late night across town. Everyone was being fairly dignified, but then a drunk man came on board. His face was red and he was looking for a fight. He was catcalling women and trying to provoke men to fight him. Nobody responded ...read more

Denomination: Lutheran

The Problem With Some People Is That When They ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"The problem with some people is that when they aren't ...read more

Tags: Addiction

Late Night?

Contributed by Eric Ferguson on May 12, 2008

LATE NIGHT? The drunk husband snuck up the stairs quietly. He looked in the bathroom mirror and bandaged the bumps and bruises he’d received in a fight earlier that night. He then proceeded to climb into bed, smiling at the thought that he’d pulled one over on his wife. When morning came, he ...read more

Tags: Drunkenness

Denomination: Evangelical/Non-Denominational

Donald Grey Barnhouse Was Parked On The Street ...

Contributed by Kenneth Henes on Jun 22, 2004

Donald Grey Barnhouse was parked on the street of a large city on the west coast, he witnessed an accident a few yards away. A car wove through the traffic and collided head on with another car that was coming in the opposite direction. The driver was apparently drunk. Another man in the car pushed ...read more

Tags: Faith

Denomination: Christian/Church Of Christ

A Good Writer Is Not, Per Se, A Good Book ...

Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007

"A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more than a good drunk is ...read more

Tags: Books And Literature