Contributed by Larry Wilson on Oct 7, 2011
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    DEACONS AND LIGHTS
In our church, we have someone that does the maintenance and replaces light bulbs and things like that. They do not want their pastor to do this for two good reasons: 
1) I know very little about maintenance, and my church knows that I know very little. 
2) They don't want the
                    
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                    Contributed by Stephen Wright on Sep 10, 2006
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    A wealthy deacon was opposed to the renovation of the church building. One day, at a deacons’ meeting, he spoke out firmly against it. No sooner had he spoken, than a piece of plaster fell from the ceiling and hit him on the shoulder. “I take that back!” he said. “I’ll give a hundred dollars!” As
                    
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                    A deacon sent in his apologies for the Sunday morning service, claiming that he was ill with flu. One of the members, however, said he had seen the deacon on his way to a ball game. After the service, the minister went to visit the deacon, "Brother," he said, "I have information that you were not
                    
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                    Contributed by Jimmy Chapman on Nov 16, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    One morning a deacon was asked to go to the airport and meet the preacher who was coming to his church to conduct a revival.  He went but was not sure    as to what the preacher looked like. He carefully examined the passengers as they exited the plan. He was anxious to pick up the man he was to
                    
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                    Contributed by Paul Wallace on Oct 3, 2007
                
                
                
                    “In the late l800s there were just two deacons in a small Baptist church in Mayfield County, Kentucky. One Sunday, one of the deacons put up a small wooden peg in the back wall so the minister could hang up his hat. When the other deacon discovered the peg, he was outraged that he had not been
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    The story is told about a deacon who always went to church. He had to walk every mile in those days and he had a long way to go. He always looked really sharp in his clothes. On this day, however, when he got to church he was the worst looking guy you ever saw. He was dirty and wet all over and he
                    
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                    Contributed by Tony Abram on Dec 16, 2007
                
                
                
                    A Deacon once on a visit to John Wesley’s home, was bragging on how much he suffered and was willing to suffer for the Lord. Then a puff of smoke from the fireplace blew into his face. He said "See Wesley how I suffer for Christ!" Wesley’s reply was "Man
                    
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                    There is a story told about a faithful old deacon whose oft repeated prayer expression was, "O Lord, touch the unsaved with Thy finger." 
   One prayer meeting night he was leading in prayer when as he intoned this petition, as he so often did, he abruptly stopped praying. 
   Supposing he had been
                    
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                    Contributed by Don Jones on Apr 14, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    "The proper way for man to pray," said Deacon Lemuel Keyes; "The only proper attitude is down upon his knees."
"Nay, I should say the way to pray," said Reverend Doctor Wise, "Is standing straight with outstretched arms with rapt and upturned eyes." 
"Oh, no, no, no," said Elder Snow, "such posture
                    
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                    An aged brother told me jokingly one time regarding the difference between the elders and deacon’s use of wine, in 1 Timothy 3:3. He said Brother Freeman: “It’s simple. The deacon can drink, ‘a little wine’; however, the elder can only sip it, swish it around in his mouth, and then spit it out.” He
                    
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                    Contributed by Gene Gregory on Jul 18, 2007
                
                
                
                    8 ½ years ago, a friend & deacon from our church in Mississippi, came down to Florida with Gladys & I.  I remember when he got here; that he walked around what is now the pavilion.  Then it was the barn on my folks’ place.  He walked around, looking at the barn, the yard & such, then he said, “You
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    There was a pastor who had a parrot. All the parrot would say was, “Let’s pray, let’s pray.” He learned that one of his deacons had a parrot that would only say, “Let’s kiss. Let’s kiss.” So the pastor invited the deacon and his parrot over to his house. When the deacon arrived they put the parrots
                    
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                    Contributed by Eric  Ferguson on May 9, 2008
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    ILLUSTRATION: THE CUSSING DEACON
A Preacher was made aware that he had a Deacon in his church who was from time to time known to cuss.
In his attempt to help the Deacon overcome this terrible habit, the Preacher decided he should spend some personal time with the Deacon so they could have a long
                    
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                    Contributed by Juan Lane on May 15, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    “Let’s Kiss”
There was a pastor who had a parrot. All the parrot would say was, “Let’s pray, let’s pray.” The pastor tried to teach him to say other things but to no avail. He learned that one of his deacons had a parrot. Thet parrot would only say, “Let’s kiss. Let’s kiss.” So the pastor decided
                    
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                    Contributed by Sermon Central on Oct 8, 2005
                
                
                    
            
            
            
            
            
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                    As a pastor I try to be creative in teaching my deacons how to be ready to give an answer for the hope that is in us, but i am not the most tidy  leader. One of my deacons was trying to invite a man to our church to experience Jesus. The man refuse saying that he didn’t have much to do with
                    
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