Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 8, 2005
based on 2 ratings
| 1,692 views
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One bright little girl
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 12, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 3,019 views
The new minister was asked to teach a boys’ class in the absence of the regular teacher. He decided to see what they knew, so he asked who knocked down the walls of Jericho. All the boys denied having done it, and the preacher was appalled by their ignorance.
At the next deacons’ meeting he told
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Dec 21, 2005
based on 1 rating
| 2,067 views
The first date Jim (Elliot) asked me for was to a missionary meeting at Moody Church in Chicago, late in April. Not surprising that he would choose an event like this rather than a concert or dinner out. The speaker was one of the daughters of the famous missionary to Africa C.T. Studd. She told of
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 3, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 2,965 views
A November Gallup Poll asked Americans to rate the honesty and ethical standards of professions. The top six rated professions are: nurses (82%), pharmacists (67%), medical doctors (65%), high school teachers (64%), policemen (61%), and clergy (54%).
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 3, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 1,531 views
Who Are Evangelicals? Gallup has at times asked 3 qualifying questions to make the determination; have you had a born-again experience committing yourself to Jesus Christ, have you tried to encourage someone to believe in Christ, and do you believe the Bible is the actual word of God? 22% of
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jan 10, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,895 views
Apologize In Person: When asked how to most effectively apologize for a major problem, a survey of sales and marketing professionals determined the following; Meet with the customer in person (79%), ask someone above you to call the customer (16%, and ask
...read more
Tags:
Contributed by Douglas Vincent on Mar 17, 2006
based on 2 ratings
| 2,057 views
Erwin Mcmanus asked a highly educated UCLA graduate what he was planning to do with his life. Looking for clarification he asked, “you mean to pay the bills?” Erwin answered with no small amount of passion, “No, not to pay the Bills” He went on to explain to him that if his only goal was to pay
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Methodist
Contributed by Mark Kennicott on May 11, 2006
Four blindfolded men were asked to describe an elephant. One got ahold of its tail and said "an elephant is like a rope!" Another wrapped his arms around a leg and said "no, an elephant is like a tree!" The third had come in contact with an ear and said "you’re both wrong, an elephant is like a
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Ish Engle on Sep 19, 2006
In the movie, Fiddler on the Roof, Tevye asks his wife, Golde, if she loves him. Her response is "For twenty-five years I’ve washed your clothes, cooked your meals, cleaned your house, given you children, milked the cow. After twenty-five years, why talk about love right now? Do I love him? For
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Disciples Of Christ
Contributed by Fred Sigle on Nov 6, 2006
based on 1 rating
| 1,088 views
There was a man who decided to ask his BOSS for a RAISE in SALARY. It was Friday. He told his WIFE that morning what he was about to do. All day long the man felt NERVOUS and APPREHENSIVE. Late in the afternoon he summoned the COURAGE to approach his
employer. To his delight, the BOSS agreed
...read more
Denomination:
Christian/Church Of Christ
based on 5 ratings
| 1,630 views
A story is told of a teacher who asked a class of students, ‘What would you wish for if you had one wish?”
One enthusiastic student shouted out, “Mama, I would wish for a big house for my family and myself.”
Another student proudly stood up and said, “I would wish for lots of land, to plant an
...read more
Denomination:
Adventist
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Jan 29, 2007
based on 4 ratings
| 3,222 views
One traditional question Jewish children ask their father as part of the Passover dinner is "Ma Nishtana ha lei la haze," "Why is this NIGHT different than any other NIGHT." Dad then recounts the story of the Exodus.
Comedian George Burns, who was Jewish, tells this joke:
During one of my many
...read more
Tags:
Denomination:
Independent/Bible
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Mar 27, 2007
People sometimes ask why the Bible is not more definite about the right to remarry after divorce for adultery. The answer is simple. In the Bible the right to divorce carries with it the right to remarry. The Fourth Century Latin Fathers tried to make this separation from bed and board. However,
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Apr 9, 2007
A flippant youth asked a preacher, “You say that unsaved people carry a weight of sin. I feel nothing. How heavy is sin? Is it ten pounds? Eighty pounds?”
The preacher replied by asking the youth, “If you laid a 400-pound weight on a corpse, would it feel the load?” The youth replied, “It would
...read more
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Bobby Scobey on Apr 10, 2007
based on 2 ratings
| 4,808 views
In a brief conversation, a man asked a woman he was pursuing the question, "What kind of man are you looking for?" She sat quietly for a moment before looking him in the eye and asking. "Do you really want to know?" Reluctantly, he said, "Yes."
She began to expound... "As a woman in this day and
...read more
Scripture:
Denomination:
Pentecostal
Contributed by Sermon Central on Apr 11, 2007
based on 3 ratings
| 1,969 views
"If any should ask me what is the first, the second, the third part of a
...read more
Tags:
Sermon Central