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Observations Of A Father
Contributed by Chuck Musselwhite on Jun 21, 2007 (message contributor)
Observations of a Father
• I am going to share with you all my wisdom of four years of parenting
• Okay let’s look at what the Bible says
• When I had my first child I lost half of my memory, when I had my second child I lost the other half, when I had my third I lost another half I didn’t know I had
• I am unashamed to go into public with dirty clothes because a parent with three under four has either snot, spit up, or crumbs on his clothes at all times
• I no longer hum songs that I enjoy. I hum children’s music
• If you see me driving down the road shaking my hands like this I am humming the Wiggles song
• Home décor has gone from sage, ivory, and burnt umber to red, yellow, blue, and pink
• Sleep is overrated
• It takes you longer to get where you are going than the time you actually spend there
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