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Kids Have A Unique Way Of Telling Stories. Their ...
Contributed by Sermon Central on Jun 18, 2007 (message contributor)
Kids have a unique way of telling stories. Their heart is in it, but their mouths don’t always spit out the right words. Here are a few of my favorite headliner Bible stories stated by kids:
*The first three books of the Bible are Genesis, Exodus, and Laxatives.
*Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
*Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.
*Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
*David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people, who lived in biblical times.
*Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
*Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apostles and he pulled down the pillows of the temple.
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