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Did you hear about the two guys who were marooned on a desert island? After a year they couldn’t stand each other. One day Rufus found an old green bottle washed up on the shore. He rubbed it, and, voila! – a genie appeared. George saw what was happening, and grabbed the bottle – Gimmie a wish, genie.

The genie refused, saying, Rufus found me, he gets to make a wish. But, I tell you what – whatever he wishes for, money,...

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