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A Few Things Said About Lazy People
Contributed by Richard Tow on Dec 8, 2003 (message contributor)
Here are a few things said about lazy people:
“He always does an honest day’s work—of course, it usually takes him a week to do it.”
“He’s so lazy they named a shoe after him—the loafer.”
“He’s so lazy, if he woke up with nothing to do today, he’d go to bed with it only half done.”
http://www.insultmonger.com/insults/witty_insults/insults_about_lazy_and_useless_people.htm
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