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A Joke On The Management Of Cows Has Been ... PRO
Contributed by Victor Yap on Jan 8, 2003 (message contributor)
A joke on the management of cows has been circulating for many years under the subject “World Economics,?“World Politics,?or “World Ideologies?
Communism: You have two cows. The government takes both, milks them, keeps the milk, and gives you a pint.
Socialism: The government takes one of your cows and gives it to a neighbor.
Fascism: The government takes both your cows and shoots one of them.
Nazism: The government takes both cows and shoots you.
Capitalism: You milk booth cows, sell one of the cows, and buy a bull.
Bureaucracy: The government takes both cows, milks them, and pours the milk down the drain.
A more original saying on the mockery of law in USA, Germany, Russia and France is stated this way:
In the US, everything that is not prohibited by law is permitted.
In Germany, everything that is not permitted by law is prohibited.
In...
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A Limerick Conveys A Message Very Pertinent To ... PRO
Contributed by Davon Huss on Oct 7, 2002
A limerick conveys a message very pertinent to all of us in the Lord’s Body. There once were two cats of Killkenny. Each thought there was one cat too many. They fought and they spit, they clawed and they bit, till instead of two cats there weren’t any! How many times have we seen the saga of ...read more
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Finney Noted This About Obedience And Sacrifice, ... PRO
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Oct 8, 2002
Finney noted this about obedience and sacrifice, “Revival is nothing more or less ...read more
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Nicky Gumbel Says: "The Man Blamed The Woman, ... PRO
Contributed by Mike Wilkins on Oct 7, 2002
Nicky Gumbel says: “The man blamed the woman, the woman blamed the serpent, and the serpent ...read more
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The Real Problem In This Country Is That We Are ... PRO
Contributed by Davon Huss on Oct 7, 2002
The real problem in this country is that we are not good followers. Problem in all facets of our society. George Barna- "Even though less that 1/5th of the population describe themselves as leaders, few people are willing to follow the vision, the plans, the methods, or the exhortations of ...read more
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Verdadera Sabiduría
Contributed by Serafin Contreras on Oct 10, 2002
Había una vez un rey en una remota isla, dicho rey aburrido por todo lo que veía y todo lo que hacía y que ya no encontraba gracia a nada, decidió hacer una visita a la isla vecina donde habitaba un gran sabio que de todo daba razón y esto le llamó tanto la atención, que ni corto ni perezoso salió ...read more
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