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Saving On Parking Shrewdly
Contributed by Ed Vasicek on Feb 22, 2025 (message contributor)
A woman goes to a bank in NYC and takes out a loan for $5,000. She leaves her Rolls Royce as collateral. They carefully park it in their garage, confused as to why a millionaire would take out a loan for only $5,000.
Two weeks later, she returns. She pays off the loan plus $15.55 interest.
The banker’s curiosity gets the best of him. He asks, “Mam, you have millions. Why would you take a loan for only $5,000?”
“Well,” she replied, “where else in NYC can you safely park a car for two weeks for only $15.55?”
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Stand Up, For what you believe in. Stand for something or you will fall for anything. Galatians 6:9-10 Let us not be weary in doing good; for at the proper time, we will reap a harvest if we do not give up. Therefore, as we have opportunity, let us do good. A. No one is able to stand up ...read more
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Shut Up: He Who Guards His Lips Guards His Soul
Contributed by Tony Abram on Jan 25, 2007
Shut Up, He who guards his lips guards his soul. A Church in Kansas City has as its slogan: Wake up, sing up, preach up, pray up and pay up, but never give up or let up or back up or shut up ...read more
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In The Book To Kill A Mockingbird Harper Lee ...
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Jan 25, 2007
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Paul Never Stopped Being A Ring Leader For Jesus ...
Contributed by Michael Mccartney on Jan 25, 2007
Paul never stopped being a ring leader for Jesus and as I have been reading about the founding of this nation in America neither did the Colonial pastor’s in America and the majority of its government leaders. These ring leaders for Jesus paid the price for their faithfulness to the Gospel and the ...read more
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Some People Have Such Bad Nerves That They ...
Contributed by Tony Abram on Jan 25, 2007
1.Some people have such bad nerves that they cannot sleep in church. 2. If people sleep during the sermon, the pastor needs to wake up. 3. Sometimes how well you sleep depends on how little you lie. 4. If you cannot sleep at night, don’t count sheep, talk to the ...read more
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