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The Leaky Roof - Common Sense
Contributed by Loyd C. Taylor on May 27, 2024 (message contributor)
Humor: Common Sense: The Pastor and the Leaking Roof
One a church had replaced the roof. The pastor and some folks were in the Fellowship Hall celebrating the great accomplishment, when a horrific thunderstorm came. The roof started leaking right on top of the pastor’s head.
Embarrassed and furious, he immediately calls the contractor and says, “I want you to know that I’m sitting here in the Fellowship Hall, it’s pouring down rain, and the roof is leaking on top of my head! What do you suggest that I do about this problem?
There was a quick reply, “Pastor, if I were you, I would do is move my chair!”
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